who was madder
bou or syncubus?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:32, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

on a day to day basis, Syncubus was a creepy racist transvestite
Bou had regular spackouts of insane fury and pretending to be pregnant as her desiccated ovaries shrivelled through lack of use

the two of them used to have cybersex

just remembering that makes me feel ill
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:35, Reply)

/talk got all the best weirdos

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:36, Reply)

are you still lonely?
i'm still at work

my client has cocked this up like you would not BELIEVE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:37, Reply)

client has
ed th
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:39, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:41, Reply)

I've had photos, so I'm living the work-do dream vicariously.
I have been digging around in my boxes and the attic looking for my Bond films. You'll be glad to know that i found them. In the last box I looked in, but the first box I moved.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:40, Reply)

translation
rubbed one out over the pictures of the girls in dresses
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:41, Reply)

And?

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:45, Reply)

waited half an hour
tried again

realised you're not 16* any more?




*unlike your girlfriend lololol
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:47, Reply)

:(

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:49, Reply)

that's my favourite episode of Alan Partridge

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:43, Reply)

STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:44, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrp0wJsXNEA
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:45, Reply)

Classic Alan.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:46, Reply)

why would they tell the internet that?
why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:36, Reply)

it wasn't as bad as the podka dot thing
nothing could ever be that cringe-inducing ever again
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:40, Reply)

orly
when i flounce imma post my username and password

ain't no creepy like a gazpander creepy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:40, Reply)

oh the humanity
www.b3ta.com/talk/5532580
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:42, Reply)

i may have mentioned breasts once or twice when they were still somewhere above my knees
but i was always trying to be ironic/hook a sweaty palmed fish for mocking and pointing. that was serious. dear god.

also what happened to GMOS? is it rip GMOS?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:46, Reply)

he popped back to /talk a while ago
not been seen since
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:49, Reply)

someone probably ate him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:50, Reply)