I'm stood in the rain like some old cunt having a strop about some windows

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:43, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I was lolling about that just the other day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I'm lolling about it now

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I was absolutely pissed out of my tiny mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I must have missed this...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

It's one of Monty's best anecdotes that doesn't have a godawful clanging name drop in.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Funnily enough Alan Yentob was telling me that, just the other day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)

You're such a fucking luvvie.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)

That's just what Johnnie Sessions calls me!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)

luvvie

wanker
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Monty had an argument with Lusty.
He stormed out angrily and stood in the rain because he couldn't deal with Lustys opinion.

The opinion was PVC windows aren't the worst thing in the world, and his mother hasn't ruined her house.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Excellent.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)

He was right though
I have PVC Windows and my house is shit, I just looked on google street view, people going past must think we are fucking povos
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Wait till they see you living in your shed.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

The shed will be well hidden
Not having any pikeys coming over to nick my lovely shed
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I've got climbing roses growing up my shed to help disguise it.
Also locks & window blinds so local pikeys can't see in to it to see my power tools.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)

local pikeys the police
power tools kiddie porn stash
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Hilarious*


* Not really.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I'm insulating and plastering mine
Its going to be fookin lush!
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)