seriously, they reek of record company invention
it's like some 40 year old exec worked down the checklist of what's "cool" then phoned a model agency, then a record producer, then some session musicians, in that fucking order
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

£100 says their singer has a dark, sombre tone and does that RAAARGH angst noise in the choruses.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I'm willing to bet that at least one of them has a one-word name

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

I've just watched the video* that Chompy linked to down there
And it is not even as good as you describe.


*Well, as far as the first chorus.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)