Mother's Day this week end !
Whatcha gonna get/do for the old gal?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:55, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm going to cook her a roast.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I think she got one of those for Christmas mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

She had one yesterday
Over the back high five lulz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

*h'ig h ffyves*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

lol

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Awww fuck :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I *know* she got one of those for Christmas.

Turns out she doesn't like surprises :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

An "awww fuck" is a sympathy shag, the only sort you get.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

YEAH? WELL.........WELL SHUT UP!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

no thing
this week end
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

a seance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)

lol dedmum

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Sent her some flowers, was gonna send her a card but the one I bought on the intenret ain't turned up here yet so it's not gonna make it to Rovrum by Sunday, no way, no how
Also it's her birthday this month
Unbelievable.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)

tl;dr

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

yeh you did

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I wish I hadn't

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

no you don't

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

yes I do

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

nah, you don't

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

really though, I do

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Your eyes say one thing, but your mouth says another.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Creepy. Retard.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

You say such horrible words but we all know the deep love you have within you for all of us

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)

He just needs a tight hug.
Everythings better with a hug, it reminds him of his time in the straightjacket.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I can't quite express in words why I find Gonzo to be creepy and sinister
I'm astounded that people tolerate the tedious simpleton

it really is like having a village idiot round here
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

If he's guilty of anything, it's just caring too much
With his cheeky little smile and funny spellings.
How can you NOT love Gonz?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

because he's a creepy retard

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

He's always been FRIGHTFULLY lovely to me
Maybe you two just got off on the wrong foot?
You should meet and start over
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

YEah', yeah', pull the other one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

It's Ma's birthday at the very begining of next month too.
I reckon she did that on perpous.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)

It's me Dad's too this month
Fuck March man
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)

I've got mine flowers, do I need to get her a card too?
it seems like an awful waste
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Probably the same as last year.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Nothing.
Will get a card for my wife on behalf of our daughter.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

It's better when they start school
All that shit is sorted out for you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

an abortion

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

only 39 years too late.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

we can still hope...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Daffs or tulips, I guess.
Stupid nothing holiday.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Couldn't afford to start sending bunches of flowers up and down the country
so I sent her a packet of seeds in her card, so she can grow her own.

Sweet peas. Her dad used to grow them. They make her proper sentimental.
Brownie points for me, I feel. The other two are making her a Sunday roast dinner.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I sent your mum a packet of my seeds too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)

well played

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Oh, I say.
*doffs cap*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Textbook.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Should have given her some scissors and told her to steal some from a neighbour.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

There aren't any flowers in Scotland.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Thistles count!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Isn't there a song about one?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Yeah, but the song is mostly moaning that there isn't one any more
So b3thers is spot on, really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Ah OK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I'm actually quite surprised the song doesn't specifically blame the English for nicking their flower.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Actually, now I think about it, I suppose it kind of does.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I have no idea what song you're talking about.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

"Flower of Scotland"
It's pretty hard to miss, what with it being the unofficial Scottish National anthem.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I only ever been to scotland once.
It was windy, that's all I remember.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Pretty sure it is all about fighting the English
And not at all about flowers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Yes, it's about the death of a nation's brave youth or sutin.
I was just being facetious.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

well, to be specific it's about Bannockburn, I think.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

It is.
The Edward in the lyrics is whichever King Edward it was that they scrapped with.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Edward II, baby.
Tedward.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Silly Scots
I guess they just didn't want it as badly as we did.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

They brought swords to a gunfight.
The outcome wasn't surprising.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Amateurs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Well, they won, so it was.
Bit Phyrric, like, but Robert the Bruce did defeat Edward at Bannockburn. It was every other battle in history that went tits up for them. Much like a Scottish world cup qualifying campaign.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Was Flower of Scotland written after that?
Thought it was Culloden

Edit: Just seen the replies above.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

I think Flower of Scotland was written in the 1950s
but it was about Bannockburn. Even the Scots don't make national anthems out of catastrophic defeats. Although they probably should.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

They'd have a higher cultural output if they did.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Dont be silly
During the 14th century Scotchland was ruled by a race of friendly Triffids who would bestow their gifts to all of the beskirted man folk. They would huddle round a small fire and give thanks to their friends from "doon Suth". Unfortunately an evil man by the name of Edward invented a spray called DDT and destroyed the benificent flower lords. The men folk did lament and wrote the aforementioned ditty to mourn their passing.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

There will be a hidden extra verse
that covers it, but they wont tell outsiders. They will however get increasingly bitter.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)

A card.
I'm all heart.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

With 'mum' mispelled and someone else's name signed at the end

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

That's the tiger.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I bet it's a happy 6th birthday badge on the front too

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)

TICKETS TO SEE IMPERATIVE REACTION AT INFEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

NO WAI
I should be so lucky
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaahahaha
oh god

I did an image search

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaa oh christ

oh my days
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

haha, "Imperative" "Reaction"
oh lordy

almost crying laughing here
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

are your bedroom walls all painted black?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I hope their music sounds as challenging and edgy as their 'look' suggests.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

when you look that edgy, you don't need to produce music
just posters for the bedroom walls of disaffected teenagers
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Imma get one of their hoodies down Camden tomorrow
when I pick up my shipment of 'guyliner'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

seriously, they reek of record company invention
it's like some 40 year old exec worked down the checklist of what's "cool" then phoned a model agency, then a record producer, then some session musicians, in that fucking order
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

£100 says their singer has a dark, sombre tone and does that RAAARGH angst noise in the choruses.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I'm willing to bet that at least one of them has a one-word name

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

I've just watched the video* that Chompy linked to down there
And it is not even as good as you describe.


*Well, as far as the first chorus.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Or 'teenagers', as they're known.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

oh now I have
hoooooooheeeheehoooooohaaaaaaahaaaaaaa
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

they look like the sort of band I'd listen to if I had a deviantart page and a blog about how much I cut myself

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS THEM LIKE I DO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

I wonder why Darth likes them
www.metropolis-records.com/images/artists/137.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

My favourite's the one with the affected moody expression.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Here's a video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMRTXQSO89E

THey seem to be in a shakey lift.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I like the keyboard player rocking out there, with his fingerless gloves.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Oops, I posted too far down saying the same thing
Why do keyboard players do that, surely they don't actually think that it adds anything to the sound?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

They all wish that Keytars were still fashionable.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

"It's a GitBoard!"
"A what?"
"Oh, sorry, used the wrong bits of the word, it's a KeyTar"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

And they say no one with a neck tatto can get a job.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Looks more like PJ than Darth.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

You mean they look so moody because their wives won't nosh them off?

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

So did I.
They look well tough.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Jesus fucking titty christ.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

You'll like these: Vintage photographs of cool stuff
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

My work computer cannot cope with loading that page :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Mine either. Shitty website.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Stupid website tried to tell me it was my fault I couldn't see anything.
Cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Try it later.
There's some pretty interesting shots in there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I like how the keyboard player moves around as if that somehow adds vibrato
to his electronic weeblings.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

WELL YOU JUST CRASHED MY BROWSER WELL FUCKING DONE!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Really?
I never have any problems with that site.

Sorry everyone : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I found it worked fine
and was quite interesting.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

No I just wanted you to feel bad.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

How beastly of you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)

woah, my antivirus went fucking crazy apeshit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Mine loaded that fine, it's quite facinating

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

It's quite an interesting site
Occasionally has some real gems.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)

A card.
I also got the wife a card which I have left with the baby, but I bet the lazy little fucker won't write it unless I stand over it and make it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Sorry...I'm one of the 'not celebrating something that a greeting cards company made up' brigade

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

It's not though is it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Course it is
They all are.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Technically. Mothering Sunday has been around for hundreds of years.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

In a very loose sense, I suppose

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

LIKE YOUR MOTHER OHOHOHO

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Oh no he di'nt
*wobbles head*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Fridays?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Now THAT'S something I can get on board with

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

It's not whether you celebrate it, it's whether or not yer ma celebrates it
I'd happily skip it but it upsets me mum
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I've just found this thread again.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1217842
even AA was funny in it. Where has offtopic gone wrong?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Well that was about a month before I started posting on offtopic
So perhaps it's my fault?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Probably.
I'm off for some lunch.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

You were too welcoming
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1251600
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)

They weren't talking about you

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)

SHUT UP THEY WERE SHUT UP

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Too many immigrants, that's why.
This 'open door' policy is sheer MADNESS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Apart from Irish Theo and that Albanian chap, I'm not sure we've got any forrins since Aberacion went off to have lots of babies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)

It's a malaise which affects every stratum of society, including even this piss-soaked mongoloid corner of internet-land.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Fuck
You
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)

xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)