I liked sean bean's antibond
FOR QUEEN AND T'COUNTRY, OUR JAMES
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

EEE LAD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Sean Bean would have been a mighty Bond.
I'd have been right alongside that with a bongle on and everything.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)

'Fookin' ell mooneypenneh
'Appen as that bastad Gorldfinguh's been at it again'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Seriously, right?
The original novel Bond was a cold, emotionless killer who ruthlessly used everyone around him, including the women he seduced.

You can see it in Dalton's Bond and in Craig's Bond.

He was not Roger fucking Moore and his magical performing eyebrow.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:37, Reply)

In the Living Daylights opening scenes Dalton starts crying and then resigns.
Typical 'cold, emotionless killer' behaviour, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Do you mean Licence to Kill
where he resigns and goes on a murderous revenge-fuelled psychopathic rampage?
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)

I do mean license to kill
Is that the one where he starts crying and resigns like a cold, emotionless killer?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:41, Reply)

OK, like a cold emotionless killer
to people he doesn't like. He liked Felix, alright? Shut up. He still went on a killing spree.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Revenge-fulled rampages are the usual behaviour of cold, emotionless people.
Fleming's Bond is the ultimate professional. Not some cry-baby Northern flouncing prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)

So you think greasy, pervy Roger Moore
with his list of Jeff-worthy puns was the ultimate professional?

A man who, by the end, was so fat and old there's no way he could have beaten up Eighties-waif Christopher Walken let alone the terrifying Grace whats-her-face.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)

I see.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:54, Reply)

In the original books Fleming's Bond is part Scots
therefore: Connery. Argument over.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)