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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am so going to Hell.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2289633/Student-21-drunk-point-madness-fried-hamster-pan.html?ICO=most_read_module

Alt: Is anyone still here, or have you all fucked off for the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:37, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
MORNING!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Was it you that did it?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
I don't live in York
and I haven't been 21 for a veeeeeeeery long time.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
I dunno Ben
you could be anything
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Bindun I think
It's mostly gristle, Cath
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
You should visit the page you moderate before everybody goes home.
Chompy posted it earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Oh.
Right then. Sorry, I've been busy doing stuff.
By which I don't mean 'sleeping'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Nothing personal, or anything.
I just don't see the point in a mod that's never around.

Or that reviews the board, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
*grabs popcorn*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Well, tell Rob who you would rather have as a mod then.
Seriously, the guy's not psychic. You have to tell him if you want something changed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Not you Monty, calm down

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
*dejectedly puts parka back on*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
That's what you're wearing to the wedding, isn't it?
That's your big 'mod suit'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Yes*



*no
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Paul Weller

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Yeah Kroney tell him I remain available but not for ever yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Surely it is only fair that he raises his concerns with you first.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Frankly I don't think we need one at all, I've always said that.
It's just you are one, which means presumably you said you were willing to do the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
It was back at the time when we were getting a lot of trouble with quentin and others,
and people said we needed a mod around here.

Look, if you want the job, just gaz Rob and tell him.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Soz, I'm not trying to be a dick. This is all natural talent.
I'm going to shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
It's not dickish,
apart from the bit where you're telling somebody who can't do anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
For the record, I don't want the job.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I'll do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
NO.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)
We do need one. Nobody heavy handed, which is why having B3th as 'mod lite'* works for me
* it would have been too cruel to describe her as 'diet mod'.

The last person who should be made a mod is Chompy, as it seems he really wants to be, just so he can ban Swipe. Which is pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I think my sig says it all.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)
I dunno, just seems like if we're going to have a mod
then that mod ought to be around when modding might be needed. Which generally isn't past half four in the afternoon when everybody's going home.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)
And it sure as fuck shouldn't be Chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Damn right.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)
There is always at least one mod on another part of the site you can get hold of if she's not around.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Fair enough.
There's no malice behind this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
That last bit was meant for b3th.
I've plenty of malice for a scrotum like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)
I wouldn't want it any other way.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)
I know too.
Which is why his posts are not simply "muuhadhgsduyfeirogupduyfduqyfwrefjfcuayfg"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Quite a few people have my mobile number
and have been told if anything urgent needs modding, like IRL names, photos &c being put up, they can ring or text and I'll get back here to sort it.

I admit I'm not SuperMod or anything, but when you consider what powers I actually do have, it would be hard to do anything more.

Anyone who wants me defrocked can easily tell Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Joking aside I think you're doing pretty well.
Here ends your appraisal.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Thanks.
Now, about this year's bonus...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)
My name's Alex

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)
SOMEONE PHONE HER

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)
ALEX C. OMEX?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
I am in the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
FUCK YOU SHORT ROUND

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I'm sensing a pattern of behaviour with you.
Do we need to stage an intervention?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Nah. You can buy me a pint though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Next time we bristolbash.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
You could always escape the West Country and head up to London.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Outside?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
But... but...
London is full of 'people'. And 'crowds'. And 'motor carriages'.

And £5 pints.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
O Pub oracle
When can I go down the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Whenever you wish.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Cool
I'll wait an hour and then head down
I hope that's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
What ever makes you happy honey x

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I have fucked off.
Hope this helps.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
It certainly helps me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Gosh yes

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I'm feeling so much better knowing that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
My office hours are 9 - 5:30
No early exits :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I'm hoping you've become a member of Exit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)
I have got an hour left before booze and films

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Oooooh.
What films? Badly dubbed Dutch ones?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Introducing office girl to Bond.
She will take Dalton and take him hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)
If she sits through all the Dalton films without mentioning Princess Diaries
she's a keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Any Bond induction should start with Dr No.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
I figured I'd start with the best, you see.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Bob Holness?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Radio version in the 50's / 60's

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)
In order:
Connery
Craig
Dalton
Moore
Lazenby
Brosnan.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Connery isn't the best, he was just the first.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)
I believe you're incorrect.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
I believe you're a know-nothing shit-weasel
so how do you like THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
I believe you're a visually offensive French twat with a shit choice in knitwear.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Don't you fucking go after the knitwear you vicious little gnome.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
And Brosnan is definitely the worst.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Brosnan started off alright, but he got slimey at the end.
Didn't like him beyond Goldeneye. He's not the worst, though. Moore's the worst by a country mile.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Woah hey, Brosnan never had to pretend to be Christopher Lee by sellotaping a fake nipple on
That took ACTING
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Worst line in any film, delivered atrociously.
'I thought Christmas only came once a year'.

WANKER.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
He was a cunt from the first one he did.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Moore
Lazenby
Connery
Craig
Brosnan
Niven
Holness
Deacon
Sommerville
Anyone else on earth
Dalton
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Wrong, Wrong, Wrong.
Dalton
Craig



The rest







Moore.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Yeah Live and Let die is WAY worse than the Living Daylights isn't it?
*belms and belms HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
The Living Daylights is head and shoulders above all other Bond films.
But particularly and especially above absolutely anything with that Moonraker prick's revolting fucking face in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Moonraker is the only poor Moore.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
You actually don't have eyes or a brain.
I've never seen anybody be so wrong all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)
A northern Bond? Fuck off mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)
Oh right, but according to you a fucking Aussie is quite alright.
"The neem's Bund, mite?"

Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
You cannot tell he was an Antipodean.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)
Or number three on your list of pristine English accents
Sean fucking Connery you abject half wit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Scots beats northern into a cocked hat, you oaf.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:32, Reply)
I liked sean bean's antibond
FOR QUEEN AND T'COUNTRY, OUR JAMES
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)
EEE LAD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Sean Bean would have been a mighty Bond.
I'd have been right alongside that with a bongle on and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)
'Fookin' ell mooneypenneh
'Appen as that bastad Gorldfinguh's been at it again'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Seriously, right?
The original novel Bond was a cold, emotionless killer who ruthlessly used everyone around him, including the women he seduced.

You can see it in Dalton's Bond and in Craig's Bond.

He was not Roger fucking Moore and his magical performing eyebrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:37, Reply)
In the Living Daylights opening scenes Dalton starts crying and then resigns.
Typical 'cold, emotionless killer' behaviour, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Do you mean Licence to Kill
where he resigns and goes on a murderous revenge-fuelled psychopathic rampage?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)
I do mean license to kill
Is that the one where he starts crying and resigns like a cold, emotionless killer?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:41, Reply)
OK, like a cold emotionless killer
to people he doesn't like. He liked Felix, alright? Shut up. He still went on a killing spree.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Revenge-fulled rampages are the usual behaviour of cold, emotionless people.
Fleming's Bond is the ultimate professional. Not some cry-baby Northern flouncing prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
So you think greasy, pervy Roger Moore
with his list of Jeff-worthy puns was the ultimate professional?

A man who, by the end, was so fat and old there's no way he could have beaten up Eighties-waif Christopher Walken let alone the terrifying Grace whats-her-face.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)
I see.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:54, Reply)
In the original books Fleming's Bond is part Scots
therefore: Connery. Argument over.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)

all at once since I caught my relection in the knitwear department of H&M
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)
Dalton can't even pronounce the word 'bath' correcltly FFS
He should be out selling Hovis or racing whippets, not spying for her Majesty.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
What about Niven?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Don't count it as it's a spoof.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
what about bruce willis in die hard?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
I like Craig as Bond
However, I was very disappointed at Skyfall.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Skyfall was better than Casino Royale and certainly better than Quantom.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
I thought Royale was excellent and I had written Craig off before I even watched it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Better than the previous one which had no plot

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
I agree with both of you!
But there were massive issues with Skyfall that really spoiled it for me.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I'm declaring myself the victor in this argument.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:32, Reply)
I'm declaring myself uninterested in this argument.
I think they're all derivative gash.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)
And formulaic.
Don't forget formulaic.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Well, of course they are. They're man films.
Quite unlike all the rom-com slush shit that's aimed at your lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:38, Reply)
So who should be the new Bond then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:40, Reply)
I always thought Clive Owen would've been good as Bond

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Fuck Owen the flat footed fucker
runs like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:49, Reply)
He prolly thinks Roy Chubby Brown would be good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
WHY DID YOU GO AND MENTION THAT FAT UNFUNNY PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Will Smith

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Will (The wingnut) Smith, can fuck off n’all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)
This gets my vote by a billion times.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)
I found this that I think you'd like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8txhtB2e5M

'cus your french and like everything that is french 'cus you're french.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)

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