I'm sure I've got a spare vagina somewhere. I'll go and have a look in the drawers with the "unused but may come in handy" label."

I may be some time.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It really doesn't surprise me that you have a drawer of vaginas.
Alright Ed Gein?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:23, Reply)

I and aye is fine, min. You?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Not bad. This and that, bit nae muckle much, ken?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Nivver inuff muff.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:27, Reply)

Aye

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:31, Reply)

Just googled that.

You've got to dig it it to dig it.

Y' dig?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Ed Gein. Serial killer, Wisconsin, the Fifties.
When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things: one part of me wants to take her home, be real nice and treat her right; the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Mr Gove, is that you? I've kept a satsuma just for you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:45, Reply)

I have no idea how to replie to this except to ask if you're on facebook.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:51, Reply)