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So yeah, this is shit and you're all cunts(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:29, 174 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
alright amorous badgeranyone upset at you online, lately? wankers/pricks
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I made someone very angry the other day because I rent a house.That's nearly as bad as having a happy marriage and useful job it appears.
b3ta.com/questions/allwentwrong/post1883242
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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PISSING MONEY DOWN THE DRAINI rent too, s'alright, someone fixes me shit for me
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Theoban What of it, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:41,
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You're clearly a terrible cunt as you haven't had as many FPs as Pooflake. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:43,
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I don't even own an FPand I had sex once. I think we all know who's the winner here.
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The only Internet winner ever is ringo. Suck a king of a man. Erm, sorry not king, cock.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:20,
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Ringo Starr's on THE INTERNET?Oh man, do you think he'll sign all my Beatles tat for me?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:24,
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Let's take a moment to relive this terrific internet.b3ta.com/talk/7444558
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:03,
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I laughed until I had a little wee at Grrrmachine's(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:58,
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And you called someone else ginger Shit can get real, you know
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:58,
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Fuck's sake, how many times must I warn you people? The Ginge Threat MUST be eliminated.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:21,
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Only once we've got rid of them ALL will I finally be safe from the pitter-patter of tiny angry feet.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:23,
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Yeah, but then I'd NEVER be able to escape Gingezilla when she attacks.:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:12,
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oh cowfoot, your hair is looking glorious todayis that a new watch? lovely
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Lisette von Falcon, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:09,
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The LOVELY KKKKKKkKkkkkKKkkrRRrrRRRrrriIIiisssStTTttttTiiIInnneeeEEEe!!!!!!!!:D
*PANDERS*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:24,
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sssssSSSsSsSsSsStTtTtTuuUuUuuujjJjJjJjjJJJjJ!!1!11!1!!!!!!*manders*
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Lisette von Falcon, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:28,
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I think you'll find you're wrong.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:22,
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Pretty good ta.Only an hour til hometime.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:10,
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/2006 flashback
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:37,
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:DThe LOVELY Woodsie Archive STRIKES AGAIN!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:11,
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That's okay.You off down the pub this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:48,
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Having a quick pint now. Then home, supper, sleep. Shattered Battered. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:51,
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Well you enjoy it.You've got a busy day tomorrow.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:54,
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I have. Taking micro out in the morning, then going for a run, packing for Poland, watching the rugby, cooking.
It's non stop.
Not non stop excitement, but non stop nonetheless.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:56,
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I thought you'd be waiting on your other half hand-and-foot 'cos it's mothers day.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:56,
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Nope. Got her a card on behalf of micro. Other than that she doesn't want to do anything. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:59,
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That's a result then.How long is the next Poland trip for?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:00,
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One week. Then home for one week, then back until Easter. With the missus going to the states it means I won't see her or micro for 3 weeks. Not been apart for that long before.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:02,
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Still, you'll get to spend some quality time with your shed.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:07,
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Oh man, first I get bullied by Legless, now bullied by Battered.You and Legless make a LOVELY couple.
Both as thick as each other xx
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I am considerably more intelligent than him. And you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:25,
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Not that intelligent.Anyone who choose to get launched on Strongbow is a bit mental.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:28,
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Oh dear god I'm sorry I went out when you said that before and I <3 u 2 a bit but not as much as if you had a vagina that I could use.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:14,
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Alright Gonz.How is Amaze Dogs coming along, I've not read an update in a while.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:18,
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I saw a t shirt in Urban Outfitters which had the Notorious P.U.G. on it and I thought of Gonz xxThis one:
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Urban seem to have a lot of pug-based t-shirts.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:24,
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If I'm honest, I dumped the project. It's not dead, just dormant. I might do more with it one day.I came up with a wicked idea while getting a haircut today from some over heard conversation. I donno if its already done or not, and I couldn't hear them properly so I might be barking up the wrong tree.
There are two principles of this idea
- I grab a feed of a dozen or soo bets, more than likely sports ones, and anyone can vote on what they think would win. So it would say "Who do you think would win? Man U or Spurs" with two buttons*. Then lines-close, so to speak, about an hour before the event is decided, and an automatic bet is made. It would be calculated as to how much to bet on how sure the general-populous thinks. At won't display who thought what 'till the very end as to not perswade people one way or the other.
- The exact same thing, but anyone can get in on it. They get their percentage of the winnings, should the bet win.
My thinking is that it would be a social experment rather than a money making scheme, and if it's just me, i'd limit it so it would never bet more than I can accord to lose.
* or maybe a slider to see how curtain they are, and then do some maths, to see what I bet on.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:49,
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I got another idea too, which is basicly to turn a mobile phone into a rumble-pack ala the N64, for movies/telly.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:50,
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Sounds like the sort of thing that would work as a social experimentRather than something I'd want to put money on.
The reality is, the prices set by the bookies are designed to offer value to the punter and to entice them in to having a punt, but with odds that mean the bookie always win.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:53,
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Yup, totally agree.There was something similar done here: www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2120416/Twitter-predicts-stock-prices-accurately-investment-tactic-say-scientists.html
I think the only difference, on a social level, is that my idea needs a concous decision.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:01,
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I'm sure I've got a spare vagina somewhere. I'll go and have a look in the drawers with the "unused but may come in handy" label."
I may be some time.
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It really doesn't surprise me that you have a drawer of vaginas.Alright Ed Gein?
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Ed Gein. Serial killer, Wisconsin, the Fifties.When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things: one part of me wants to take her home, be real nice and treat her right; the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick.
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I have no idea how to replie to this except to ask if you're on facebook.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:51,
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no, you're thinking of the rocky horror picture show and frotting yourself against the washing machine/ac
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What's with all this hostility?I'm trying to watch the Krypton Factor.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:58,
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I reckon you're telling a porky here.And I'm not saying your'e lying.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:05,
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Oh Jeff, Sad Face.I'm calling Battered a 'porky', which is another way of saying he is a pig, which is an insult in most cultures. I'm so whitty.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:18,
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Sorry Gonz.I'm still upset that they ruined my viewing of the Krypton Factor.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:33,
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I hope you get cancer of the cock, then, while giving yourself anal, transmit the cancer to your rectum so that you die from septicaemia caused by your shit getting backed up your poo pipe. HTH xx
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If I get cancer in my cock it will be a fucking enormous tumour. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:00,
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OiJeff's trying to watch the Krypton Factor.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:01,
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Thanks Tangles.They are putting me right off.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:01,
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alright Field Marshall Tangleton-Smythe?You heard that new Mogwai stuff?
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Heard a track on the radio the other night.More of the same really.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:05,
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My favourite is the one the monkey sings.I wanna be like you-ooh, ooh!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:07,
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Do you like the one with the bear more?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:11,
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I'll tell you what's shit and who's a cunt.Mrs tangle arranged for three, THREE, of little tangle's schoolmates to stay over.
The horrible little bastards are out bowling at the moment and now baby tangle is in bed, I've started drinking.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:04,
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So your baby is a cunt and little tangles is a shit.No wonder you've started drinking early.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:05,
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Actually the baby is delightful at the moment.But who wants four seven year old boys in their house?
You don't have to answer this one Barters, if you're here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:08,
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Alright hippy cunt?I'm off out for supper in a min, thought I'd pop I here and rub it in all your faces, like a cock made of shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:11,
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What sort of food are you going for?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:13,
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The edible kind hopefully...Tbh I'm not sure not been to this place before and didn't organise, always looked nice though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:14,
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The edible kind hopefully...Tbh I'm not sure not been to this place before and didn't organise, always looked nice though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:14,
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I'm gonna b honest he and admit I really don't understand this memeIs it about topicality and too many "jokes" on one thing?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:17,
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Alright NakersI'm fetching a curry as soon as I get these little bastards in bed.
It'll all be alright then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:14,
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What kind? I have a hard on for garam masala flavoured stuff at the moment(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:15,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1892280
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:16,
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LolThough in India most curry is veggie as they poverty striken bastards can't afford to kill the village goat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:18,
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That must produce the most evil turds this side of Stalin's long drop(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:23,
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Yes. Making it a double pleasure. Particularly when your missus walks in to the shitter 3 minutes after you've parked it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:24,
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It'll be South IndianSo more coconut, curry leaves, pepper, etc. Rather than garam masala.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:18,
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Sounds good, you should come down to London to meet up with us all I reckon we'd get on(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:19,
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CoolI think the next train is in about half an hour, so I should be with you by nine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:22,
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Somethings gotten hold of your heart.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:25,
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Man thats low. You're diving at the bottom of the gene pool with this comment. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:26,
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Some sort of veggie shit I wouldn't wonder.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:15,
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I've got a ragu that's been cooking for 10 hours. Will be had with gnocchi & a bottle of Primivito. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:17,
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Why? Most people overcook mind you. If done correctly it is ace.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:19,
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Never liked the texture Although you linked a recipe with gonganzola and some othe bits that looked good.
Maybe as a starter...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:22,
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Best gnocchi I have had was in Peruja, in a sauce of goat and rabbit. Amazing. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:25,
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I live Italy, if I can find my euro millions ticket and I've wonI'd love to spend a few months in France and Italy cooking, working might be best. But getting a real hannds on knoedge of the cuisine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:27,
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I'd like to do the same but in India. The maid I had when I lived in Hong Kong taught me quite a bit about Chinese cooking.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:28,
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Yeah maybe India as well, maybe everwhere I love food from all over I could never specilaise
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:30,
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Sup punks(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:30,
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No wonder he's going You seem to be on Zing form tonight Jeffers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:33,
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The joke'll be on me if I don't keep my dinner down.I've not eaten since Thursday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:34,
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Shit man you still, got the the death bug?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:35,
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I hope Doris is looking after you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:36,
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Don't steal Gonz's shtick He's king of the wonkyguts around these parts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:36,
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Just completely off food.Tempted with a curry though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:38,
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Hay, using the word schtict is my schtict around here too !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 20:02,
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I always over-look Gnocchi, don't think I've had it before.I think I'll give it a shot this week, I like the look of baked gnocchi dishes so you get a browned top.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:31,
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Let me know if you'd like a couple of recipes. Can't send them tonight so remind me later in the week. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:33,
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I'm afraid legally they don't make up a 28 year old and make it only 1/4 incest.Sorry mate.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:20,
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NEW. MOTHERFUCKING. THREAD. STARTED. BITCHES. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:34,
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