I've never thought that Batts was sleazy
Nor that much of a prick
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Did you miss Popppetgate?
And the constant arseholery?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)

You do enjoy creating waves for no reason don’t you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)

HH
You do realise that just because Battered and I are openly rude to each other on here, it doesn't necessarily mean we're actually like that behind the scenes?

Even though we are.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:13, Reply)

They're both angry little men.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Batts occasional says nice things

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:15, Reply)

He's a little cutie.
He loves it when I use him as a ventriloquist's dummy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Says someone shorter and less intelligent than me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:17, Reply)

I've never had my IQ tested.
One, it's a flawed system; two, it's pointless except for showing off with.

Though when I did my school's entrance exam I was in the top 10%.

So how are you going to quantify our relative intelligence?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Depends on the scale of measurement
Wechsler Scale is the most accurate. I scored 148 my lowest attempt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)

Like I said, never done any intelligence tests.
I don't agree with the principle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Only because you know you wouldn't do very well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

I'd do fine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Anything over 140 in Wechsler is
'Genius or near genius'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Like I said, it's for showing off with.
I was top streamed at school, fast tracked as well, sat and passed S Level English at 17, got extremely high marks on my degree.

I don't feel that I have to have an IQ test score as any additional validation.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1892446
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Whatevs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:33, Reply)

And before you start banging on about attention to detail again, I'm well aware that the 'head on a stick' quote from the previous thread was Edmund Kemper, not Ed Gein.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Totally relaxing whilst watching one of my favourite TV programmes.
Foyles War. Excellent.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)

You were right.
Food wasn't a great plan.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Sorry to hear that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

No food, no beer, no tabs.
Being ill is shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Why no tabs?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Don't fancy them, on account of feeling like shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:33, Reply)

I miss smoking.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Aw.
Actual, genuine sympathy here. And I don't say that often.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:35, Reply)

what is sleazy about saying Lusty has some attractive friends?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

They're about 15 years younger than you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Erm. No. Why do assume that all of her friends are 24?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Just let him have the last say
Pfffffffttttttt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Most of my friends are around my age.
This is how it tends to work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)

What friends?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)

A genius-level IQ and this is the standard of zing you come up with.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:29, Reply)

BUT YOU SIR ARE A CUNT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:45, Reply)

At least you're safe in the knowledge that I'll never be using the 'genius level' zing on you xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:48, Reply)

You and the PALMER SISTERS are all the same age
AMIRITE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)

And mother palm.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1892516
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:33, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1892523
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:36, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1892516
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)

You being able to see up their skirts
HEhehheheee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:22, Reply)