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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I had those
Then realised orange were charging me as if they were picture messages.
I stopped using the app after that. Cheeky orange cunts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:12,
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12 years ago)
I bet you've got crabs
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:14,
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I'm vegetarian
It's a soya based fish paste substitute
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:16,
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got to say, that sounds like shit
alright rachelswipe
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:17,
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Not as shit as having crabs
I wonder if an AMPLESPONGE would get rid of them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:20,
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swat them with a lotion applicator and clean the mess up with a baryatric fanny wiper
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:21,
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Those things have no end of practical uses
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:23,
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