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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Seriously though fuck off yeah bruv?!
Alt: alrighty then?

🐘
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:25, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Can anyone see my elephant?
💩
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Firefox shows two little squares with numbers in
Chrome and IE show one little blank square
Opera shows two little blank squares

you have done a perfect cross-browser fail
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
it might look like an elephant with japanese character sets installed
but I don't feel the need as I don't spend my evenings downloading poo porn and anime
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Well this is a lie on the Internet if ever there was one

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I didn't mention what I do in the mornings

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Damn loopholes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)
mmmmmm
holes
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Too late for porn morning
Save it for Monday
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)
not sure I can hold out that long

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Where's gonz when you need him
He'll have a programme for this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
sat on the khazi, watching Hollyoaks while he blasts the porcelain with a blood-stained splatterfart
and probably stuffing last night's chinese meal down his face at the same time
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Now I can't wait for porn Monday either

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)
I just clipped my toenails
GAZ me your address and I'll send you the bits
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I had those
Then realised orange were charging me as if they were picture messages.

I stopped using the app after that. Cheeky orange cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I bet you've got crabs

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I'm vegetarian
It's a soya based fish paste substitute
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
got to say, that sounds like shit
alright rachelswipe
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Not as shit as having crabs
I wonder if an AMPLESPONGE would get rid of them
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)
swat them with a lotion applicator and clean the mess up with a baryatric fanny wiper

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Those things have no end of practical uses

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)
woah I ain't fucking off anywhere
you fuck off
interloper
you ain't my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
You already fucked off to ireland

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
EXCUSE ME I fucked off to scotland then france first

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Soz my the Oban history ent what it should be

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
you haven't been keeping the theowiki up to date?
FOR SHAME
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Alright Apey
How was dinner last night?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Oh yeah, and what AB says.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Good company very average food
How are ya guts?

I have a mild hangover and I'm in kids play centre full of SREAMING children
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I ordered a curry.
And managed to see most of it again about thirty minutes after eating it. Feeling a bit better today though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Sad times, I could destroy a good cuzza right now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Well it sounds as if jeff has some stomach korma going spare

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)
I wandered round Putney for ages last night.
Couldn't find you though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
He was in battersea with me
Lolsecretbashlols
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Shut up you massive bent spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Alright AB?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
My sentiments exactly.
Seriously, if I have got to have your cunt kids here for a sleepover, the least you can do is pick the little shits up by now.
I'm not a fucking child-minding service.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
On the plus side
because they haven't slept all night, by the time the parents do pick them up, they'll be fucking horrendous.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
They were horrendous when they arrived here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)
you know,
The more I speak to people who have kids, the less I want one.
I'm having a bad day because there is one booked in to the pub, it's not even here yet and I hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)
^this,

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Something about the joy they bring or summat?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
They're your children now

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
In which case they can get to work.
These chimneys won't sweep themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
No youn
Alt: alright, yeah. Spoke to my mum, had a relaxing morning.

Did Mini Ape do something nice for mothers' day?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
She shat herself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)
She was probably only copying you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Shut up you massive bent spastic.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
my mother died a long time ago,
I feel today isn't really for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Our thoughts are with you

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)
you working dood?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Yeah, stuck here 'til 6
You in the work pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)
yeah,
Stuck here till 5ish.
Still, at least I can watch the rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Ah nice, yeah, I'll have that on in a tiny window.
Forgot that was on today.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I've booked next sat off for the last 3 matches.
Which means being in the pub from about 1 till about 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I'm off for that too
Just gonna be at home though, cos it's St Paddy's the day after, ain't braving pubs round here with that shite going on
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Morning Nakers.
I'm committed the ultimate sin. Defriending somebody on Facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)
SOUND THE INTERNET DRAMA HORN!

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I'm expecting war drums any moment! :O

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Rugby o'clock!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Feeling any better?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Yes thanks.
I'm keeping food down, just got a heavy cold to contend with now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Ah, well. That's something.
Have you got someone ministering to your every whim?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
No.
Which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
There, there.
Bender.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
it's like proper football, but shit!

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

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