Not as bad as those awful fishy things pubs used to sell. Made yer hands smell as if you'd been fingering the septic birth canal of a geriatric leper with a urine infection.

Fucked if I can remember what they were called, though.

(Not Fiona or Karin, though, I know that.)
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:52, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

scampi fries.
I fucking love those.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)

this is because you have a soul
which is surprising.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)

even pigs go to heaven.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)

but how can it be heaven with no bacon?
or are you a canibal?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

bacon isn't really made out of pigs at all.
It's all a carefully constructed Web of lies to keep you humans under our power.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)

gotcha.
BTW, did you know that canibals more or less didn't exist?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:27, Reply)

what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:36, Reply)

well
apparently it was largely made up, or exaggerated by the Spanish and Portuguese to justify oppressing primitive peoples and nicking their land.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:41, Reply)

well I never.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:47, Reply)

That's them.

I got accused of infidelity.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Wasn't there also the bacon flavoured fries as well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:58, Reply)

yeah, very similar to frazzles.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)

But 30p a packet more expensive I shouldn't wonder.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Not much wonder, really. It's not cheap to filter out the prawn fannies and cod arses.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)

you better not be dissing
Scampi Fries
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Scampi Fry?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Ooh go on then. Twisted my arm.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:59, Reply)

I got well into Cheesey Moments last year 'till I found myself buying half a dozen packets and then looking sad as I finish my last one in my skiddies on the couch.
I had to stop myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)