Doin' good thanks Prof.
Took Ma' to a resturant that I'm really fond of, that I ain't been to in a year or soo. I've discovered that it has a huge selection of burgers now and the one I had today was fucking awesome, in fact, the best burger I've had.

Had a real lovely time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

More importantly, did she enjoy it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Deffo ! I got her a filter coffee machine too which she's really pleased about.
How did treating your misses on behalf of the lil'un go?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:19, Reply)

My wife has had the shits all day.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)

sexy
Mrs Battered earlier

Edit: *sigh* NSFW, for all of you who couldn't guess and are still working at 7:30 on a Sunday.

Further edit: or may view this at work tomorrow, but frankly they deserve all they get if they are that desperate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Might be a good idea to label that NSFW.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Classic.
I'm so pleased someone blurred out her vagina in order to not offend my sensibilities.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:32, Reply)

I thought so.
not been there in way to long.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Or may view this thread from work tomorrow.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:35, Reply)

I just don't understand.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)

what don't you understand?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:43, Reply)

why.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)

it's an old as the hills shock site
like goatse or lemon party. people would use them in a similar way to the 'I love horses link'. while they are still undeniably gross, I view them with some measure of nostalgia.

oh, yeah NSFW, if you've not guessed
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:18, Reply)

I reckon I know what that one's about.
Mint tea and hot water bottles help.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Nah not blob week.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:27, Reply)

It's worth the brownie points anyway... which is probably a poor choice of words.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Well if you and your daughter had gone out for the day.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:27, Reply)

We have.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:27, Reply)

So she hadn't had 'the shits' all day then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:29, Reply)

terrible bullying

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:33, Reply)