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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I dry hump the sofa arm to "fat families"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
you want to be careful doing that
I heard some people grow into their sofas and get stuck there forever
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Need MOAR lube

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:05, Reply)
I wouldn't want to be the fireman who has to separate you from your sofa

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:07, Reply)
If you are a fireman
You never want to go near any woman who has to hump her sofa. You'd get raped to death
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:08, Reply)
I've got something resembling a firehose if that's any help

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:10, Reply)
Is it the straw from your Ribena carton?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:17, Reply)
well no, it's my willy

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:45, Reply)

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