Bit quiet here innit
wogs
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:34, 54 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Edgy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Typical yid

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:05, Reply)

eggy doyler

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:17, Reply)

Did you like the cockgaz?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

tell you what these feminists need, a good shagging, that's what
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:53, Reply)

And a bit of a smack

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:59, Reply)

I want to pick the scab off my shin but it's not scabbed up enough yet

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)

What scab?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:04, Reply)

the one on my shin
do try to keep up
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Yes but where did it come from?
Get momo to pluck it off
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:07, Reply)

he's fast asleep, the bone idle shit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Bloody benefit scroungers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:14, Reply)

It is a bit quiet, you aren't wrong.
Honky.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:42, Reply)

How are the guts?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)

I've stopped throwing up.
I've just got a monster cold now. I'm delighted the Doris is away at the moment, I'd hate for her to feel like she needed to look after me.

No way I'll be going to work tomorrow. Which annoys me.

Things good for you at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:47, Reply)

I feel great!

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Brilliant!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)

So basically manflu?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:06, Reply)

ManFlu with added vomiting.
Bad enough that I'll be taking a second day off work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Vomiting is also bent

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

It's bent, and disgusting.
And it means I've not eaten properly since Thursday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:16, Reply)

just posting in this subthread to say I don't care

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:36, Reply)

It's no bariatric chat I ageee

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:38, Reply)

It's no bariatric chat I ageee

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Apparently I agree twice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:40, Reply)

I bet you've got the DVD box set of supersize vs superskinny

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:41, Reply)

I dry hump the sofa arm to "fat families"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:44, Reply)

you want to be careful doing that
I heard some people grow into their sofas and get stuck there forever
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Need MOAR lube

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:05, Reply)

I wouldn't want to be the fireman who has to separate you from your sofa

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:07, Reply)

If you are a fireman
You never want to go near any woman who has to hump her sofa. You'd get raped to death
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:08, Reply)

I've got something resembling a firehose if that's any help

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:10, Reply)

Is it the straw from your Ribena carton?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:17, Reply)

well no, it's my willy

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:45, Reply)

see, you can never know the horror of manflu
manflu can stop a charging elephant and kill in seconds

the only defence is to sit round sniffing and moaning all day
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Garbage
Manflu is fucking bent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

It is fucking bent.
I'd rather I didn't have it.

But thanks for your sympathy. I know it's in your reply somewhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

You have to really look for it
But it's there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:17, Reply)

I'm guessing it isn't obvious because I'm TOO ILL to see it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:19, Reply)

It's buried really really deeply
Like dozer's hamster in his rusty balloon knot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:20, Reply)

Lovely.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:22, Reply)

I thought I'd help with the vomiting

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:25, Reply)

But the vomiting had been cured.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:34, Reply)

bored of this now

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Bored of what PD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Hopefully he means life

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:05, Reply)

You'd miss him if he wasn't here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Like toothache

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:14, Reply)

everybody would miss me :'(
But especially Swipeypoos :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Deceased yet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Ooh, Ohh, I know this!
This is you asking if PlumRodent has dropped dead yet!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:20, Reply)

she's in rude health

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:37, Reply)

health hole
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:39, Reply)

terrible hairpulling here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:23, Reply)