Learn a musical instrument.
You were talking about learning to play the banjo not long ago.

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:02, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

That's a very good point, had forgotten about the banjo. May well do this. Ta.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Decide which style you want to play
Then go to www.andybanjo.com to pick the right type of banjo for the style.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:07, Reply)

andy ashley
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)

I don't get this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:09, Reply)

I wish I didn't, but the Doris likes those dancing telly shows.
Ashley Banjo is some sort of dancer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Sounds bent.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:11, Reply)

It is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Great. Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Yeah but a 'musical instrument' was mentioned
Can't see where this applies to the banjo*

*Tongue firmly in cheek.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Banjos are the shittest thing ever to happen to the world.
They've persuaded a whole generation of talentless shitcunts that they have some musical ability. A generation with access to fucking youtube.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:12, Reply)

I would only learn it for my own enjoyment; not to 'perform'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:14, Reply)

it's a gateway prickstrument
next you'll be learning the ukelele 'only for special occasions'
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Ukes are for shitcunts who are too shitcunt to manage a banjo.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:31, Reply)

So you're a bouzouki man, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:37, Reply)

This is a sex thing, right?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:14, Reply)

Quite like the look of the bouzouki
I have a mandola that I'm working on at the moment. The action's terrible and the intonation's off by a mile but hopefully I can make it playable - new bridge, possibly a neck reset. If not, it's quite decorative just hung on the wall.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:47, Reply)

I fancy getting a mandola next.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:15, Reply)

I got it cheap, never played one before - I'm a bit of an acoustic guitar collector
Like the sound though - just got to get it half way playable!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Keep an eye out for Clive & Mat Ryder
Local father and son band who play old-time American folk.
Mat is a great mandola player.
Some proper frailing on the banjo too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:58, Reply)

I can appreciate the skill in banjo playing
I just don't like the sound - except for 'Banjo song' by Seasick Steve
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)