There is only 1 of our pubs in Portsmouth,
The Smith and Wesson. I've only been once. But I might make a trip when the weather cheers up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:34, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Nice friendly name, for a nice friendly town.
The best pub in Pompey is the Mother Shipton and when I say 'best' I mean 'best if you like having your teeth pulled out with pliers in the car park'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)

That lovely little place was mentioned in Sky 1's "Britains Hardest Pubs"
So proud.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)

My Mrs is from Portsmouth.
She is the metaphorical equivalent of bringing a gun to a knife fight. Hold on, the other one, she brings guns to knife fights.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Is she from Portsmouth
or "from Portsmouth"?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

What's the diff?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Pompey birds are fucking awful
But not all girls from Portsmouth are pompey birds
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Pompey bird, innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Between that place and the Tricorn Centre you got yo'self a purdy liddle town, boah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Not anymore, the Tricorn's long gone
they pulled it down and replaced it with....another car park.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I thought it was a listed building for some insane reason

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

You do that
and fucking give me a shout. Prick.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)

last time I went to Portsmouth, none of you came to say hello.
Balders ducked out, Mano was busy and you were with your stupid family. I ended up having to go for a nice romantic meal in a lovely restaurant with ladypig, instead of a mini pompey bash.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

None of that is my fault
Next time I won't be spending time with my family, that's for the sure
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)