I really fucking wish West Ham had a player called Richard Whites to allow me to make a shit pun
In lieu of such a footballer, I'm left with explaining my shit pun, which is pretty poor, all things considered.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I liked it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Never mind.
You pleased with the return of King Billy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:11, Reply)

You wouldn't believe mate
It also means my planned one-man pilgrimmage to Ashton Gate, intended to "convince" SO'D to return to The Capital with me (well, in the boot of my hire car), is off. You're welcome.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Shame you aren't heading west.
SOD is doing a good job at the Gate, although I fear it's too late to avoid the drop.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Not yet it's not mate
As long as he doesn't bear the brunt, should you go down, he'll bring you right back up next year. Great manager.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)