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Inspired by my realisation that I'd been taking WAY too much on myself until last nightMultitasking. How many balls (hehe) can you have in the air at any one time? Can you handle the pressures of work whilst balancing your hobbies with family life, or are you incapable of performing (hehe) in more than one field at once?
Alt: Shit it may be but the bar has been set pretty fucking low today. What would YOU ask the group?
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I'm a woman.Of course I can multitask.
Tea in one hand, biscuit in the other, computer on one side, TV on the other. All while napping.
Simple.
Alt: Why are you so fucking shit?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:34,
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Well that's the nature vs nurture thing isn't it b3th.Although I'm blaming massive drugs.
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nobody can truly multitask(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:50,
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I'm typing this and having a shit.Check it.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:37,
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let's revisit your intense groping of my arse in light of that commentmmm. bent.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:06,
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That last thread was excellent you oaf.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:38,
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tl;drI'm sure it was, I was referring to the questions asked so far today. And the last thread didn't even HAVE ONE.
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I would rather do one thing well, than three things quickly but flawedAlt:Is this a coincidence?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:38,
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It has been said that women multitaskNot true, they just can't concentrate.
In other news, balancing work life and hobbies is something everyone does, you just have to realise the one inalienable fact - there are 168 hours in a week. Prioritise what goes where and bob's your mother's transexual live-in lover.
Alt: Best ISP? I'm looking for a new deal when this one runs out.
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Virgin media seems to be rather goodthough this may have something to do with being on fibre now instead of tin-can-string-band
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:44,
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Not sure if that's available round our wayAlthough I'm only 7 miles from the centre of a biggish city, we're yet to upgrade to tin cans and string! I kid you not, it was only in september last year that the local comms box was relocated above ground so that our landline telephones would carry on working - even in heavy rain! Imagine that - telephones that actually work in bad weather. Witchcraft if you ask me.
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Would previously have said BeThere, but they've just been bought by Sky.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:15,
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o2 Broadband got taken over by sky=((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:37,
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At the moment I'm trying to balance loads of work stuff with the new house redecorating and sortingIt is rather tiring
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:43,
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I NO RITEJust got the paint round the fireplace to finish tonight and the living room is done! (Apart from new sofas)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:45,
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Rock and roll, Sporters. Then what, a feast of Dalesteaks and chips. Perhaps huddle around the Geordie brain cell and hear tales of Golden Geordies from the days of yore?
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THANK YOUI was searching in vain for some kind of condiment-based exterminate pun
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As a Mackem I'm lolling heartily at this!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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You are saying this to the wrong poster(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:46,
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how many of my five a day would this contribute?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:49,
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duh, two for each dickand a piece of meat
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:53,
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It's difficult becase a "bag" isn't a standard measurement. A barrel of dicks however....
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i know, it's a sick and beastly thing to dowhen momo starts making those noises on the video, we'll know what you've been up to
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:18,
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get this right, 11 quid that little feathered twat's just cost me in food and toys and parrot treats11 fucking quid
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they live to be 50that's another 45 years
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:24,
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Let me just put this out there.Women are actually as incapable of multi-tasking as anyone else.
I see this all the time. For example, my GF will be trying to relate some story or other whilst, for example, cooking. The story will come out in vague dribs and drabs before I have to tell her to step away from the cooker or oven or whatever and let me do it while she gets on with the bloody story. This happens all the time.
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You've got this wrong mateYou're taking over what is, fundamentally, a woman's job whilst encouraging her to keep talking. The correct response in this situation is "shut up and cook my dinner bitch"
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)
This is almost exactly how Darth treats his girlfriend.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:57,
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I see your point mateBut watching her coming out....with.....the story...........like....this does my head in.
I just take over the cooking long enough to start to make an arse of it and she then suddenly manages to reach the conclusion of the story in double-quick time and get me out of the bloody way before I've completely ruined everything.
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I can understand your frustration thereWomen have no idea of the level of restraint it takes not to scream "AND?!" at any point
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I didn't say I was listening to her. Merely giving the impression that I was listening to her.If you want to stay shacked up with your bird, this is a skill that you will acquire quite quickly.
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He's right ChompyYour raw sexual magnetism and quickfire access to entrancing BBC News links will only see you so far.
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It's alright we just talk about high end gaming and homebrew all the time.(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Only an impatient fuckwit would have reached that conclusion.This might explain why your love life is a shambles Swipey. Soz.
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you should be listening to her patiently with every wordsince she is patently so much more superior to you, a mere man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:28,
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Generally I do, but if she can't be arsed to concentrate on telling the story, why should I concentrate on listening to it?I may be just a mere man, but if I'm not mistaken you had your knick-knacks in a fizz over one such specimen who was clearly a massive bumsexualist who was stringing you along.
This does not show your gender in a good light.
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you are mistakenit's complex but one complex relationship does not possibly affect my entire gender.
only a man could make such a sweeping remark.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:00,
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How can I be mistaken? You detailed every sordid failing on this very forum.And additionally jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1895558
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Blocked by whom? It was a link to your earlier post that generalised about 'mere men'. Do keep up.
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I don't mind pressure, but I need to do things in some sort of order. I can do 3 orders at a time on a busy night, and did more as a younger man. It's what you train yourself to do isn't it? But, at some stage, like anything, it can get too much, and you fall in to the cellar and crack your collar bone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:00,
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I've not been to the boozer in ages.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:05,
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Better than a Fosters topI just want to point out that I'm not mocking Stunned for his choice of "topping" a pint, if it keeps his carpets urine-free then good for him. But there's no excuse for Fosters. Not in this lifetime, not in the next.
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He's such a shandy-drinking poof.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:07,
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Stunned has been known to order an R Whites top.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:07,
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I really fucking wish West Ham had a player called Richard Whites to allow me to make a shit punIn lieu of such a footballer, I'm left with explaining my shit pun, which is pretty poor, all things considered.
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Never mind.You pleased with the return of King Billy?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:11,
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You wouldn't believe mateIt also means my planned one-man pilgrimmage to Ashton Gate, intended to "convince" SO'D to return to The Capital with me (well, in the boot of my hire car), is off. You're welcome.
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Shame you aren't heading west.SOD is doing a good job at the Gate, although I fear it's too late to avoid the drop.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:15,
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Not yet it's not mateAs long as he doesn't bear the brunt, should you go down, he'll bring you right back up next year. Great manager.
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they're horrid things. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:05,
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Thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=R9cMHmdN0pA
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:09,
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I've done exactly that. Well, not exactly, I'm not a fat woman, but the falling down the hatch thing. It really really hurts.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:13,
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tee hee YOU'RE SAYING HE'S GAY!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:17,
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I've just had Aspalls Suffolk Blonde Lager put in. It's rather nice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:15,
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I'm not a fan of blondes on the whole.But I do like Aspalls stuff...
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I'm going to have a pint now the tyrant overlord has finished telling me how shit the pub is (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:09,
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You don't want to drink in a shit pub.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:10,
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it's not really a shit pub, he's just in a bad mood. Pint if silver Dollar for me, nice chilled out Tuesday.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:14,
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I tend to work better under pressure, so the more I am given to do the more likely I am to get it all done.That said, I'm pretty shit at doing work and posting on the internet at the same time.
Alt: I wouldn't, I'd just make a statement about an apple and let it run from there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:03,
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+ shitIf it's a serious conversation all other brain functions shut down
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The best thing is to manage as much through others as you can.Giving you enough time to do what you enjoy doing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:12,
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Oh man I LOVE 'Time Team'!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:17,
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Cleaner+someone to do the ironing+wife+childminders = time in the pub.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:18,
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Are you feeling better?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:20,
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No. The most obvious route to recovery is to stay in bed and gamble.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:21,
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I don't really bet on the ponysapart from the grand national once a year
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:22,
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Avoid the place. It'll be full of potato wogs.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:22,
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without doubt the Micks will be there in force. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:24,
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I've been there during gold cup week. horrendous.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:25,
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Yes, go to 'The Big Fish' on the Bath Rd.Large chips = 20p!!!!! This was true in 1980 anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:24,
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Large chips for 20pThats just crazy talk.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:26,
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Dunno mate soz.Two large amply fed a family of five, I recall that much.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:33,
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Can you do your own salt and vinegar, or do they keep it behind the counter?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:31,
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I can't remember....the first one...no, the second one....oh BOTHER(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:33,
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it's fucking horriblelike stockport on a bad day
but the surrounding areas are nice
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:25,
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Your main problem is the amount of balls you can have on your chin.(
Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:20,
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Multitasking in Manchester:thumbsnap.com/3dUBmk2x#.UT8peXdtjdY.facebook
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:20,
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Is that actually on google maps or is it a photoshop?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:21,
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oh yeah, that's totally on thereunless it's been removed recently
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:23,
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ha ha (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:24,
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aww, it's been removedgoo.gl/maps/HfMKH
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:26,
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TemperAnce you illiterate fucktardmaps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Temperance+Street,+Manchester&hl=en&ll=53.47451,-2.220333&spn=0.007318,0.018969&sll=53.506508,-2.320072&sspn=0.467985,1.213989&oq=temperance+&hnear=Temperance+St,+Manchester,+United+Kingdom&t=m&z=16&layer=c&cbll=53.474664,-2.220384&panoid=X6kFrhquzZlwsHBjW475lA&cbp=12,222.68,,0,0
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go eat a bag of dicks(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:29,
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woah, don't lose your tempar over this now(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:35,
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clearly you are unfamiliar with that part of the cityit's crawling with rotten whores 24 hours a day
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:25,
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srslyright there
the neighbours on one side didn't talk to me for the three years I was there, fucking snobby tory cuntstacks
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that's the other end of town to uswe're near the station, between wilmslow and alderley edge, basically
did you get cunted in the carters then?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:36,
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oh shit, we can't go back in thereand a couple of other pubs
there was some absinthe, a naked lady GP under the pool table, that's about all I know
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i'm not surprised your neighbours didn't speak to youtarring and feathering, that's what you need
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:58,
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I experienced Hulme in the early 1990sGosh it was nice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:31,
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I vaguely remember it in the late 1970sbefore they knocked down the really rotten bits
that was a fucking nightmare of 1960s planning
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My brother lived in The Crescents when they were derelict and awaiting demolition.He was a dirty squatter with no self-regard, you see.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:35,
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I went to a rave in the wasteground behind one of them.I bought a bottle of homemade banana wine off some mush for £2.
I was ripped off to the tune of £1.99, it was vile.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:36,
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Just think how many large bags of chips you could have bought with the money.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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Hahahaha that takes me back. I wish it didn't. My brother's mate Loxley's dad was the landlord of the Henry Royce. My God it was ropey. He used to pass out pissed and everyone would hep themselves.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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I'd be about 8 or 9going past the crescents on the bus with my mum
even at that age I was shocked by how fucking revolting it was
I remember saying "mum, I am shocked by how fucking revolting this is"
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And she said.....b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1895641
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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Not entirely dissimilar from parts of your home city:www.flickriver.com/photos/tags/tilehill/interesting/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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Excellent stuff!I'm searching for some Willenhall and Binley pictures -as i am a spakka luddite I'll probably not be able to upload them.
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I do wish your mum would get a new coat.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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are you fricking kidding meat any given time at work i have to juggle research, drafting, telephone calls from clients, queries from colleagues, supervising 3 juniors and a trainee, and texts from numerous sexpests.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:27,
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haha way to out yourself as one of said sexpests(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:28,
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You said "sexpest" I just assumed you were talking about me.(
Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:31,
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Dirrrrty Daddy Winky.Admit it. I'm like the son you never had.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:40,
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Come here and suck mummy's cock(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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YupThat one, jam v marmalade, and another one that escapes me for the minute.
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BOB MARLEY'S FAVOURITE DOUGHNUTS!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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Tell it to someone who gives a shit.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:28,
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jesus imagine if you mixed those two upit would be like a firework display in a lard factory
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:29,
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i'm doneyou missed it. put your sparkler away.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:37,
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you know there is a twisted logic to this that ALMOST makes sensebut popping candy is no ice magic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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Oh man, pizzahut sounds stressfulit must be tough keeping up with dominos latest deals
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:31,
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it's not pizzahut you ignoramusit's poundland
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:36,
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do the juniors keep pricing everything wrong?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:39,
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You know that's how any other job with a modicum of responsibility works, right?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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ESPECIALLY the texts from sexpests bitwhich I in no way at all missed the first time I read that
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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everybody knows you were top of the sexpest listyou're only fooling yourself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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Sweetie, you've never claimed I was a pest.Quite the opposite.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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dammit actually what is the opposite of a pest?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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I'm not sure, within the context it's being used herebut a quick google for antonyms gave me "aid" or "help" which is ... apt.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:50,
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I'd never cheat on you with another online lover.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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Oops, soz Rather given the game away down there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:54,
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you heartless bastardI was trying to let him down gently.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:57,
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Oh yeah that's it, now call me a 'fucking whore'Mmmm
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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We've all cybered with badger.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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if you need help to have sexyou've got bigger problems than sex
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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Hey, badger's the one that let it slip.Don't you get stroppy with me. I just hope his wife never finds his phone, that's all I'm saying.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:02,
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haha i love the badger but he's far too much of a man of scienceit would go like this:
swipe: oh badger you make me so wet
badger: technically it's not wet it's blah because stimulation of the blah gland blah blah the blah...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:05,
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that was a direct copy and paste from my phone ACTUALLY(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:10,
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My wife uses my phoneand my laptops.
I'd be fucking rubbish at an affair, I'd be found out in seconds.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:30,
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When I was a kid, one of my school friends told me that if you were bisexual, you liked boys and girlsBut if you were trisexual, you liked boys, girls and animals. I asked him what you'd be if you just fancied girls and animals, but not boys. He didn't know.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:32,
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and shit out what, eh?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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An EGGWASP(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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Or some kind of stinging mothjust for Kroney.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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But surely fancying all three would also make you a pervert(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:34,
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No, it makes you a trisexual.Your problem, Twoey, is that you never listen.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:36,
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Also, is their a distinction animals of different genders?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:34,
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Ah, now there's another thingIf one were a zoophile, would the gender of the animal make a difference? Depends on the animal, I guess. Vagina or cloaca? Proper penis or lipstick thing?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:35,
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^I like this.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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Mister M. Zoophiles is a character in Cats right?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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Probably.These wierdos take this shit very seriously.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:37,
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how do you know? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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riverghost?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:35,
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even this thingwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Vju2pyqXBLg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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If I get my girlfriend to buy me SimCity and buy her something else of equivilent valueThat solves my moral dilemma.
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It's not a fucking moral dilemma.Unless EA are actually raping children directly with the profits from Sim City.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:40,
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OK, then it would be a moral dilemma.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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I boycotted EA quite a while ago the Cunts(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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Isn't the point of being sectioned that you can't stop it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:49,
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Thanks Chomp, I will!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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you can thoughyou have to be sectioned by two psychiatrists and by the time they've found a second one to interview you, chances are you'll have finished freaking out and he won't agree to the sectioning
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How many attempts did it take them before you were still mad when the second guy got there then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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I feel as though this needs more punctuation to make sense.I knew what I meant, at least.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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they tried to section me twice and I was fine by the second interview so they just asked me to stay in voluntarilyit's a really infuriating thing they do, they say "will you agree to stay in hospital voluntarily?"
and you say no, fuck you
then they try to section you
rinse and repeat
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so how did you go down? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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yeah? well I heard your parrot is overweight. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:00,
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Two computer games for every boy.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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Tee heeNo girls for any of those boys MORE LIKE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:50,
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Yeah, except that doesn't quite work for a man who has just moved a stripper into his MK sex pad.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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How much is it?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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Look dude she's retired now OK?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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I reckon for that I can take her out to an alright resturant each.How about you go out and get the game, and while you're give it a play, I'll take her down Planet Hollywood?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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I'm up for that, but I think you'd have to get the deluxe version of the game.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:58,
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I hope "Planet Hollywood" is a euphemism because it sure as fuck isn't an alright restaurant
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:58,
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I've not been there in ages and ages, not since it moved from the TrocBut they do these little fried chicken coujons with a honey-mustard sauce that are AMAZING.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:00,
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I just got an email and my phone vibrated in my pocketand it was resting on that sensitive bit right at the top of my thigh and I went "NNNNYAH!" in the middle of the office and people are looking at me :(
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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Why do things always happen in the middle of officesNever by the window, near a door or close to the printer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:57,
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I still reckon my idea to turn a mobile phone into a rumble-pack for movies is a wicked one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:58,
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Did frankspencer buy you the phone?b3ta.com/questions/secretsanta/post68112
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:00,
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The only time my trousers have ever filled with rigid meat is when I shoplifted ribs from a butcher.Impotence is no laughing matter.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:04,
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Im multi-tasking nowPhoning insurers, printing data, updating spreadsheets, underwriting claims and being on here
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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What a coincidence (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:18,
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ISN'T IT COINCIDENCE DAY?!More compelling evidence
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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I'm having a coffee, reading emails, watching a youtube thingy on Jap airplanes and doing an audit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:11,
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