if you need help to have sex
you've got bigger problems than sex
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Hey, badger's the one that let it slip.
Don't you get stroppy with me. I just hope his wife never finds his phone, that's all I'm saying.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

haha i love the badger but he's far too much of a man of science
it would go like this:

swipe: oh badger you make me so wet
badger: technically it's not wet it's blah because stimulation of the blah gland blah blah the blah...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

uh-huh

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

that was a direct copy and paste from my phone ACTUALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)

uh-huh

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

My wife uses my phone
and my laptops.

I'd be fucking rubbish at an affair, I'd be found out in seconds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)