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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Exactly how 'close up'?
This bears investigating.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:50,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I threw ice on his balls... tried to destimulate him with a dog carcass. But he just kept popping the protein.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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Mindgush
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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And he died?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:58,
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He was just twenty kilos when he died. That is maybe about as big as two or three squirrels. And when they cremated him, they couldn't burn his testicles.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Indeed.
You can eat all day and all night, but you can't keep up when you're shooting the moisturiser like a fucked up oilrig.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Badger threw ice on his balls... tried to destimulate him with a dog carcass. But he just kept popping the protein.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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*thunderous fives*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:55,
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