Man you are like well gay?
Everyone knows drinking 'til you're sick and act like a helmet is COOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I once got a crab so drunk it walked forwards

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)

someone gave me a bottle of wine a couple of weeks ago
it was a thank you present so I accepted it to avoid looking like an ungrateful cunt

then I poured it down the sink

the desire to get drunk is still there, I just have the willpower not to
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Couldn't you have used it for cooking ?
Like on a bowl of frosties.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I won't lie, it smelt like God had cried into the bottle
but it had to go down the drain, for the sake of my sanity
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

*weeps*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Have you ever fallen off or did you just stop and have never gone back?
Feel free to tell me it's none of my business but I have a vested interest in learning about this shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I stopped dead
and I've resisted temptation so far

if you want to chat in depth about stuff then GAZ me
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)