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Perhaps four popped collars was too much even for an Atlantic-rowing wankstaff like you, Fogesy old boy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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I bet he pops the collar of his rugger shirt AND rolls the sleeves up.
The public school prickasaurus.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:19,
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I don't EVEN own a rugby shirt Bobo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:20,
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you are a public school prick though
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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jealousy is such an ugly emotion
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:25,
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I was privately educated too.
The main benefit being enough Latin to belm at wankers using the non-existent Latin word 'referenda', the pricks.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:27,
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I can't believe Zippo turned his back on state eductaion
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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He really bungled that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:36,
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Zippo's son auditioned for keyboards in Electric Head Funk.
His services were not required. Soz Lee, you're a lovely bloke but your birdshit streaks and wetlook gel, paired with slip-on shoes and flecked grey C&A sta-prest trouser stylings didn't quite fit in with the 'Head Funk look'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:39,
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That 'look' did involve patchwork waistcoats, tie-dyed t shirts and beads, so who was really the winner there?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:41,
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Can I just say, I think the creation of the word 'wankstaff' might just be my life's greatest work
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:20,
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Dude, that's old
like you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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I just made it up
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=wankstaff&aq=f&oq=wankstaff&aqs=chrome.0.57j0l3j60l2.1603&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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That link's broken - all I get is a massive picture of Ben Fogle in mustard cords and a sailing jacket
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:25,
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nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:29,
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you may have done
But I've heard it before.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:25,
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It's all downhill from here
Best you DYAAKY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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See...
your face isn't that round at all
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