He might be
He just arrived one day, like a rather sulphurous fart on the tube
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:04, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You never really know
Keep Pandering up to Frank, he might have you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Alright al
Get your knickknacks our of their twist
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Are you calling me a Cunt?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:17, Reply)

You know what?
I reALly think I am.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Hmm not sure if this works never mind

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

I got it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)

Thats kinda harsh
I don't think I love you no more
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Al is a terrible cunt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

you know what right, I'm WELL bored
so I'm watching idiots making televisions implode on youtube, it's ace

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Es3vZPsqI
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

You should watch "friends" bloopers
They have more point
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

well no, I might see that unfuckable mess Phoebe

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:44, Reply)

If we only let fuckable people on tv
Jimmy would never have nonced anyone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:47, Reply)

I reckon I should have my own chat show

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

I'm listening
There aren't enough shows on tv where people cram shit up their japs eyes and shit out a Buick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:54, Reply)

I hadn't really thought about the format
I imagine it would be something like song and dance opening number, 2 minute piece to camera, get some faggotty showbiz turd on, tell him he's a cunt, kick him in the fucking face, end titles, off to a sexy party
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Hadn't really thought about it hmmmm?
You've got peter andre and robbie Williams already lined up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)

dunno who that is, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:08, Reply)