WHAT A RUBBISH SESSION!
The only dodgy question she asked me was if I ever got caught wanking!
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:11, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ha ha.
You should have pulled your cock out, started tugging & said 'what? you mean like this?'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:13, Reply)

She also says we start joint psychosexual therapy next week
but we won't be asked to do anything in the office. Why am I even bothering to go!
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Take an inflatable dolphin to the first session.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:17, Reply)

What would be the porpoise of that?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

because I'm a cheeky Minke

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I think you're dolphin too deeply into this.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:23, Reply)

What was the exact question she asked?
But it does seem a strange question, unless you had a habit of spluffing in your wife's face to wake her up in the morning.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:16, Reply)

She asked if I was a late starter, at what age I started spanking it and asked where I do/did it
and if I had ever been caught.
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:17, Reply)

This mediator is filth.
Imagine the bean flicking that goes on when she gets home from work.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Either that or nothing happens at all
as listening to all that filth day in, day out, has mired her libido to the point that she doesn't get wet at all.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:19, Reply)

McDonalds syndrome.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I don't see what getting aroused at hamburgers has to do with this

( Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:23, Reply)

It's just gherkin off, really.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:25, Reply)

I'd have told her to fuck off and mind her own business.
You don't need therapy. You need booze and drugs.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

But I have booze and drugs
What I need is to be noshed off once in a while
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Can't you just have an evening in Camborne.
There are plenty of ropey old bints more than willing for the price of a bag of chips.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:33, Reply)

My wife is from Camborne
and she wants a lot more than a bag of chips, last time I got noshed off was because I bought her a saab 93 vector sport TDi which means nothing to me because I don't drive. All I know is it was a lot of money to spend on a fucking blowjob
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:35, Reply)