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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nakers is the one with the side-exit arse, not me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:16, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
He he
Side arse still make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
am not

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Nakers, Nakers, give me your answer do
with a side arse, how do you use the loo?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I shit into your mum's cunt and she squeezes it out into the loo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I wonder if she does that whooshy thing

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
All like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkTRN_IJua8
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
it's more of a slow plopping

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
He's half crazy, all for the love of poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
My sig is better than yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
i don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Monty has chats on the phone with Nigella Lawson.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
does he now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Have you tried rape instead?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Battered finds my close-knit circle of celebrity friends amusing, for some peculiar reason.
I suppose in Kilburn it would be something of a novelty, packed to the gunwales as it is, with red-faced Irish navvies and Somalian terrorists.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
to think she could pay oiff your debts with a flutter of her eyelids

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

eye pan
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
So could Monty if he were willing to bounce on Saatchi's cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
tbh I'm desperate, I think I'm gonna have to

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I have a nice little side-gig in not going to pubs.
Loads of them pay me to stay away.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I know! But does she? Does she fuck the fucking Shylock cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Tbh, you probably need to sort a couple of your problems out first
There's some good advice here:

www.penisowner.com/pbp/pbp.html

(SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
That is the best-designed website I have ever seen.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

'Penises displaying Penile Torsion always twist in an anti-clockwise direction, no one knows why and it doesn't matter which side of the equator you're on either.'
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

the one with the side-exit
arse, not me. a bent spastic
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

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