Morning.
It's all nurture - Ma and Pa Ape repeatedly exposed their young son to musical theatre and dropped him on his head numerous times.

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Did you enjoy Quorn and handjob day yesterday?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)

It's one of the highlights of the vegetarian calendar.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I particularly enjoyed "Fleet Street Fox" writing a withering assessment of the pathetic nature
of having a "steak and BJ day" .. rather missing the point that it's a fucking joke.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:03, Reply)

A friend of mine has suggested "Bean burger and pegging" day by way of response
thus prompting some dick to slag her off for sending up a piss-take. I think it's safe to assume he got neither.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I just tried to read that.
I gave up.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)