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Good morning class
Are we all prepared to play nicely with each other today? I hope you all feel better for letting off steam yesterday with your multi-thread frivolities, but let’s move on from that.
Now today, apart from your usual debates about home economics & entertainment, please give some consideration to the following questions:
Homosexuality: nature or nurture?
The mentally handicapped: should they be helped or killed off?
In other words, please pick on Nakers for being a bent spastic.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 7:53,
257 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
Great way to move on from multi-threads
You dimunitive, prozzie killing, shot gun wedding stomping little prick
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 7:56,
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Your thread is shit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 7:57,
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Your Mum is shit
And so is your face
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 7:58,
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Have you got your period or something?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:04,
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FUCK YOU RIGHT UP THE FUCK
Shitty Fuck Face
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:05,
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^ early stage mental collapse right here ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:06,
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If I did collapse I would still be taller than you
YEAH THATS RIGHT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:07,
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Oh man, what a 100% zing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:09,
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I have now vented all my negative emotion
Morning Battered
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:09,
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Shut up you stupid cunt. x
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:10,
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Tee Hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:10,
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I really like Formula 1.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:14,
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Wrong thread I'm afraid Peewee
But in the second practice
Fastest Lap: S. Vettel 1:25.908
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:15,
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it'll be another vettel/alonso season.
But the cars in the middle order have mostly done some good stuff over the pre season, so there will be some good racing there I reckon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:17,
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The Mercedes of Rosberg and Hamilton looks strong
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:20,
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you've got AIDS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:00,
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Given your vast network of celebrity friends could you please get me Kylie's mobile number?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:12,
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First question: Nature.
Helped.
Also Nakers and I are birthday buddies. screw you.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:01,
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And he has a shit face
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:02,
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It's a crime against nature more like
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:05,
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*something about Bandits*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:05,
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I'm doing some pretty bad farts this morning.
I wouldn't be popping into my office if I was you. Or anybody with a nose.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:01,
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you've got bowel cancer
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:03,
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It's probably all the spunky jizz reacting with your colon lining
it can happen, that's medical fact
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:11,
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broadsworth.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:12,
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windyplops.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:17,
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how's it going?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:18,
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I'm getting all revved up for f1 and paddys day, it'll be a grand weekend to be sure
yourself?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:19,
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add the rugby in to that mix and we're having a very good weekend indeed.
I've taken tomorrow off, and will spend it drinking
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:33,
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In my Dr Mengele's book of self diagnosis, it says
Being a poof, is nature's way of getting rid of rubbish genes.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:06,
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What does it say about paedophiles?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:08,
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A large injection of dry cleaning fluid.
and a black triangle.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:12,
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those pages are stuck together
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:13,
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He he
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:14,
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morning Boyce.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:14,
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hello. I'm tired
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:16,
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I'm hungover. Stupid lovely booze.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:17,
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Playing for too long on the "Ennui"?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:17,
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I was up til six playing on my X Box
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:21,
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Is X box your nick name for Stunned?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:22,
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X Box SP
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:22,
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ESS PEE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:32,
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You and Chompy with your high end gaming.
It will take over your life.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:23,
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I just couldn't get past the 'end of level boss' in 'Sonic the Hedgehog'!!!
Oh man it's amazing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:32,
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Sonic was easy, you spastic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:39,
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I've never played that bent shit in my fucking life, you spastic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:43,
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Fuck you, you spastic
Morning
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:45,
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Morning
you spastic
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:50,
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morning battery.
I think being Gay is nature. Although, as it has become more culturally accepted in some parts of the world more have embraced their gaiety, where as in the past would have suppressed it and pretended they weren't.
The whole super camp thing is kind of annoying at times mind.
And yes, if we can screen for it before birth, why let the child be born? It seems daft.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:12,
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alright?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:17,
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I was until you turned up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:17,
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answer the question please.
Have you always been a bent cunt?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:18,
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+with stupid clown feet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:19,
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+ and dreadful taste in clothing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:21,
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My disabilities aren't visible to the naked eye.
And I did that whole hip bi thing for like five minutes back at college. It's strictly the furburger era for me these days.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:22,
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"it's not gay if you're pretending to be bi to get more fanny" ?
Like it, like it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:33,
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They fucking are visible.
Those massive fucking plates can be seen from the moon, son.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:33,
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i +e
i
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:34,
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he he.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:37,
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I genuninely have no idea, but it is early and I was on the wine last night.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:41,
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Nope, I'm lost too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:43,
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Hepatitus B
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:44,
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Ah! That was where I was taking the letters out, I just couldn't get it to make sense
AA, that's actually pretty good.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:45,
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Thank you
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:48,
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Gay - Nature, they can't choose to be gay any more than you can choose to be straight. However, just because they like the cock, that's no excuse for weak wristed screamers.
Mentally Handicapped - There's no good answer to that.
We all know Nakers is a bent spastic.
I had a sausage, bacon, egg and hash brown bap for breakfast. The hash brown was unneccesary. Eyes bigger than belly, and all that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:32,
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wow you must have fucking massive eyes
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:34,
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"now just because you're mad for the cock, that's no excuse for being a right Mary"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:35,
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Precisely
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:38,
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Hehe... bap
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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Morning.
It's all nurture - Ma and Pa Ape repeatedly exposed their young son to musical theatre and dropped him on his head numerous times.
Alt: Oh there isn't an alt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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Did you enjoy Quorn and handjob day yesterday?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:58,
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It's one of the highlights of the vegetarian calendar.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:00,
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I particularly enjoyed "Fleet Street Fox" writing a withering assessment of the pathetic nature
of having a "steak and BJ day" .. rather missing the point that it's a fucking joke.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:03,
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A friend of mine has suggested "Bean burger and pegging" day by way of response
thus prompting some dick to slag her off for sending up a piss-take. I think it's safe to assume he got neither.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:07,
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I just tried to read that.
I gave up.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:13,
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I've no problem with the mentally handicapped
Hipsters however should be aborted or drowned at birth.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:49,
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Homosexuals should be nurtured
Until they make the white stuff happen
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:52,
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I thought yesterday was great on here - this is shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:54,
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Well it is now
Has Monty got anyone on 2.0? If so can they start a thread please?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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Yesterday was fucking appaling.
It was reminiscent of /talk's nadir a couple of years ago.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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You mean /Talk is currently on the up?
Jesus
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:58,
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It's significantly better* than it was during the Mono and Baldmonkey "breakdown" years
*I don't mean better, obviously, I mean "to my taste". Someone must have preferred it that way, although for the absolute fuck of me I can't see why.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:01,
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It's nice to see some life in the board, don't think it should be a regular thing though.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:02,
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what do you mean by "life" ?
If you mean yesterday, it's not life, it's the internet messageboard equivalent of a toddler having a tantrum to get attention or a monkey flinging shit. We already have Twitter for pricks who don't think the world pays their meaningless opinions enough attention and don't have the attention span to actually follow up on it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:06,
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Oh, my, that sounded a bit "angry on the internet"
I am right, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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I don't believe you are.
Yesterday's frivolity was unrelated to ill-formed retarded opinions and petty squabbling, it was just a bit of a laugh. If anything, the mongoloid student politics etc was at a lower level than usual.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:12,
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I think it's just a website and who cares?
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:17,
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Mighters here cares a lot. A whole lot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:18,
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I dunno I just think we should use this site how we want to use it and not get upset at other people using it in ways you don't want it used
Apart from F1 threads, that shit is out of fucking order.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:21,
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The new rule banning double diffusers should help encourage overtaking by cleaning up the air flow
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:22,
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AGH FUCKING STOP IT THE WORDS ARE BURNING INTO MY FACE HOLES
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:23,
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I ent even joking m8 - that F1 shit is taking the fucking piss and no mistake, I swear down blud
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:23,
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I get so angry at that F1 noncery I head butted me keyboard
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:24,
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I don't particularly
I've tolerated a fuck site worse and stayed here, because it's occasionally amusing. And I'm fully aware that just because it's my opinion that it's shit don't make it actually so.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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Sorry to have missed that
I bet it was the sort of cultural pinnacle that made The Avengers look a bit dull.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:03,
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Are you putting the blame for this squarely on Battered?
Or do you think Harters should shoulder some responsibility for his part in it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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It's squarely on Battered
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:02,
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I blame 'der Juden'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:02,
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always.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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Homo's make me want to puke.
Killed off, they offer nothing to society and pollute the gene pool.
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Peej, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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Can we talk about the F1 in here please?
Vettel and alonso will be 1st and 2nd I reckon, no surprises this year
Also Suzy perry? Fuck off back to the gadget show
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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NO F1 CHAT!
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Peej, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:58,
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I thought it was a cry for help.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:00,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1899801
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:02,
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Maybe, but I doubt they can reign in Red Bull this year
I suspect they'll focus on next season
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:12,
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Suzy Perry is fucking lovely, you dolt.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:03,
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I heard her minge resembled
A B52 bomb bay
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:06,
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she is average at best
and getting on a bit as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:09,
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no we fucking can't.
Battered stomped that thread because he's a cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:07,
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I bet if I had started a thread about
“best value Krakow prostitutes” he wouldn’t have stomped me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:10,
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he didn't even give your thread a chance.
And he hasn't really done much with this one.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:12,
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And he has a shit face
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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true
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:20,
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He really is, maybe he should be the new board cunt
al's not about much these days anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:10,
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Election time
Please click on one of the below posts to nominate the new board cunt
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:12,
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BATTERED IS A CUNT
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:13,
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clickin dis
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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NAKERS IS A CUNT
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:13,
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DARTH IS A BEAKER
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:13,
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SUZY PERRY IS A CUNT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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I havea role to play already thak you very much
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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^LARP prick
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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Teehee
I like this
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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Plus, Cheltenham Gold Cup today and 6 Nations Super Saturday Eng V Wales final tomorrow!!
I think we need a sports thread.
NO FOOTBALL CHAT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:11,
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I am always nice
Homo - bit of both I think
Mentally handicapped - depends on the extent of the disability.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:17,
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Downs?
Frank?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:18,
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Neither thanks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:20,
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We need the mentally handicapped
Just so that most of us get levered off the bottom rung of society.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:22,
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pedos are still at the bottom I'm afraid Barters
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:22,
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along with bent spastics.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:23,
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I bumped into a chap who left our place due to being locked up for fucking his 14 year old babysitter this morning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:23,
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bet that was awkward
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:24,
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More than slightly, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:25,
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That's swift justice.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:25,
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D'accord
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:25,
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+ d'supermodels and d'massive drugs?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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d'yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:29,
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The courts move bloody fast where you are!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:25,
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crikey.
Did you speak to him?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:26,
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I was kind of forced to as he sat next to me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:27,
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how long was he locked up for?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:27,
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TBH I'm not sure
He just disappeared from our offices one day and WAS NEVER SPOKEN OF AGAIN.......
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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I think you'd have been well within your rights to move seats, while tutting and giving him a withering look.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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It was only for two stops
and there were no other seats.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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fair enough.
Awkward.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:30,
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withering look handjob
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:37,
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He said "Morning Bartleby"
Then legged it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:27,
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Oh, you.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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He he
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:30,
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ANDREW MARR!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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I don't want to consider either of those questions
You should have tailored this thread better for me
Terrible bullying
I'm reporting you to OffMod
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:23,
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She doesn't get up until 2.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:24,
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She's awake now but takes that long to use her special harness to get out of bed you mean?
Disgraceful, you should be banned for such libel
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:25,
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Wouldn't be the first time I've libelled her.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:27,
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You fucked our lovely mod?
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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There is a difference between libel and fornication you know.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:29,
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+ pizzas have been delivered
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:26,
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hello Theoban.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:25,
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morning p-dogg
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:26,
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I don't wanna go to work.
I'm really enjoying heir hunters today.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:27,
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It's ok man you don't have to go to work
Just chill out, cue up some Braveheart and get mad snuggly on the sofa
you can do it
have faith in yourself
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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I wanna watch Speed, then Waterworld, then maybe Batman Forever.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:31,
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I mean I like Batman and all that but I think after a while I'd probably want to watch some other stuff
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:32,
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no Monty, it's a film. it's probably the best of the series.
There's Doctor Cold in it, and Plant girl.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:34,
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Gosh I feel silly now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:35,
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it's alright, I'm an expert on Batman, you weren't to know, it's a pretty underground series.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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THAT'S BATMAN AND ROBIN
YOU INCREDIBLE DUNCE
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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no.
Batman and robin has Cat woman and a penguin man.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:39,
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That's not even a Batman film you moron
That's Goodfellas
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:40,
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Ohhh man that Adam West was cool in that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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really?
I thought goodfellas was the one with the 3 guys that steal a baby for their comedy show?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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No, that was the Shawshank Redemption
It's like you've never seen a film
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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I'm a dissapointment.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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Ohhh almost forgot I watched "The Warriors" directors cut 1979 yesterday
Thats another one I will burn for you at some stage
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:34,
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it really is an excellent film.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:35,
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I knew you were one of the goods ones, Windy
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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I think I've got that already - the end scene on the beach is longer than the cinema version right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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Thats about it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:37,
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I've never seen The Warriors is it any good
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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very very good.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:37,
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Not by todays standards
more of a "Cult Classic"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:37,
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Two conflicting posts
FIGHT
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:38,
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I think we will have to Bop our way through
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:40,
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I'm a baseball fury.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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Plumdozers so shit not even the Orphan's would have him
The TurnBull MC's looked nails
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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what was the girl gang called? they were pretty cool.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:44,
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The Lizzies
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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The Lizzies
Play on words an all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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ANDREW MARR
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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The ones in Dungarees were called the Punks
Rouges was the Baddies
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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very very very very very very good indeed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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did you know the bottle scene "come out to play" was improvised?
Made up on the spot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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I always wondered what 'improvised' meant.
Thanks Windy!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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well, I'm here to help.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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And help you have!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:48,
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Don't get your hopes up.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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I mean it's no 'Star Trek'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:44,
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I think not getting your hopes up is a good idea for any movie.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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In this instance, no matter how high your hopes, you're going to fucking love it, unless you're a queer or summat
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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I love the "Half an hour" scene in Waterworld
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:33,
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Nice triple bill there
Stick Mad Max 3 in too and it might be perfect
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:33,
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good call.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:35,
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Rocky IV
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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DRAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:37,
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If you add a fourth film it would be a shit triple bill.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:37,
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shut up chompy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:37,
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Yeah well at least my mattress is ace
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:38,
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:((((
Today is m-Day as I'm getting my phone. M-Day II is still 10 days away :(
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:39,
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Poor PC
Sleeping in a sleeping bag hung from the ceiling in the bathroom
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:41,
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Al's favourite programme
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:31,
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I
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:31,
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get
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:32,
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this
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:32,
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Dress down day for Comic Relief.
Everybody is supposed to wear red. I'm wearing maroon. FUCK THE POLICE.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:48,
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God you're even wearing french colours
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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He's so fucking French you wouldn't believe it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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FUCK THE GENDARMERIE
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Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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+5
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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wearing a
a o
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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:(
That's not very nice.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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Mine about you wearing Maroon 5
Was much better
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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I'm sorry. That was uncalled for and I apologise.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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WILL SOMEBODY START A NEW THREAD PLEASE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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HahahahahbahahahBbhanhahahahahaha
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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eWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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officechuckle
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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NO THREADRUSH CHAT
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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