Mate of mine who was once in the Navy (calm down, no bumming abounds)
tried to get back on board after an evening drinking the port dry. Duty officer told him he wasn't getting past him carrying those two bottles of wine, but "If I turn around and hear a couple of splashes, then we'll overlook your present condition".

He turns around, my mate grumbles a lot but then two splashes are heard. Duty officer turns back around, my mate stands there still holding two bottles of wine, and wearing no shoes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:55, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

office lols
What was his reasoning?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

haha, that's classic

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

haha!
drunk logic is ace
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

that's excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)