They are horrible scum, but I've never had a call from them.
In fact, I've never had a card stolen or cloned or any data stolen or anything bad happen to me with a computer. Not even a virus. And I know fuck all about computers really.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I borrowed your identity once
I put it back where I found it when I was done, mind.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)

what did you do with it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Got a small business loan
By that I mean the business was small; the loan was frighteningly large.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I'm glad your windypig facemask business is at least off the ground

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Well it's baby steps, you know?
We've not shifted a lot of units, but we're making contacts in the right places. Thinking of contacting James Caan. He'd be all over this idea.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)

He'd certainly be more use than James... Caan't AHAHAHAHAHA
His name is a bit like the word 'can' - a verb meaning 'be able to' - you see?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Wait a minute, let me look over the details
*mutter* So CAAN is his name...*mumble*...CAN is a word that means 'be able to'...*hums*...You know what? You're right! This checks out!
GOOD WORK AS USUAL!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Thanks TH.
It's always good to have a second person check over your work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

*peer reviews*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)

'who', not 'what', thank-you-very-much.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I ain't had any virus/credit card fraud.
The worst was when my phone inssurance didn't cancel the direct debit when I closed the account, 'cus it's a "third party" and I paid £12/month for 2 years not realising it was for a service I don't use.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)