I'm having major problems with a lack of food to eat for breakfast
I am dreading there not being anything to eat in work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 8:54, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I know you live in the north and all that
but I am fairly certain the crazy new trend called 'shops' has reached you lot by now. You want to try one. Some of them are prepared to give you food - all you have to do is give them some money in return!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Hey it works too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I'm going to have a bacon & mushroom sandwich in a bit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Two toasted muffins and a cup of coffee
CRITICAL SITUATION : AVERTED
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I have bacon. So I win.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)