You don't have to touch the card reader, you bell.
Hold the card near it. It's plenty.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

never works I feel like I need to give it a good rub

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1902437
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

He was probably holding it 30m away.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Mashing the card against the reader with his hairy chimp hands
whilst bellowing "IT AINT WORKING IT AINT WORKING" at the bottom-feeding check-out bird in his local Lidl.

God, I hate Nakers.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

I don't have chimp hands

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I see him smugly telling the check out girl how silly it is that it's contactless payment when you have to touch it.
Then turning around and saying to the poor bastards behind him the same thing, and then going "Am I right? I said it's called contactless, but I've just had to actually contact it" Everyone rolls their eyes.

He goes into shops to buy things he doesn't need just so he can do this repeatedly.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I DID NEED MORE CABLE AKSHULLY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

"IT AINT WORKING IT AINT WORKING"
*mashmashmashmash*
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I bet he wears dungarees and a shirt so small you can see his chest between the buttons.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I wonder how many people he's shown his rotten apple to today.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)