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Donno if anyone is interested in thiswww.hattrick.co.uk/ticketing/recordings/?seriesId=443&id=4
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:02,
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Wouldn't be able to get there in time I'm afraid. Also most TV shows I've seen live are actually quite boring.
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i prefer the highlights show that they put out on telly(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:15,
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I've bought another guitarI'm out of control and must be stopped.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:15,
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You don't have to touch the card reader, you bell.Hold the card near it. It's plenty.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:20,
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never works I feel like I need to give it a good rub(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1902437
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:25,
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Mashing the card against the reader with his hairy chimp handswhilst bellowing "IT AINT WORKING IT AINT WORKING" at the bottom-feeding check-out bird in his local Lidl.
God, I hate Nakers.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:30,
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I see him smugly telling the check out girl how silly it is that it's contactless payment when you have to touch it.Then turning around and saying to the poor bastards behind him the same thing, and then going "Am I right? I said it's called contactless, but I've just had to actually contact it" Everyone rolls their eyes.
He goes into shops to buy things he doesn't need just so he can do this repeatedly.
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I bet he wears dungarees and a shirt so small you can see his chest between the buttons.(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Only if it is having a detrimental effect on the rest of your life.One can surely never have too many guitars.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:27,
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Absolutely, there's no such thing as 'too many'But I have to confess, the reason I got it is pretty much because I didn't already have one.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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Nah', I'm alright on that one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:25,
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Good good, seems a bit of a cunt.But then from what I've read about 60%+ of the money will be made from Russian money launderes rather than actual cypriots.
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Doesn't supprise me, there is a lot of russian (and israeli) investment out there.Their bubble of spending their whole lives as "Who cares? Pay my later / I'll pay you later when I see you at the BBQ" has caught up on them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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OMG my apple was rotten i the middleI fell sick and betrayed, someone call injury lawyers 4 U
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:19,
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Fruit woes strikes again(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:19,
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shove it up your bottom.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:34,
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I am not terribly interested, but thanks for letting me know.If you see a sign up to go and watch Pointless, then I'm in.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:25,
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now thats a show.Also, I'm using this fancy new macbook ladypig bought, how do i F5? Every time i press F5 it does something to the brightness. Stupid modern shiny computer is mocking me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:30,
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Hmm...I don't know, sorryBut what I do know, is that my lunch was delicious.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:32,
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well thats good.Your advice was also spot on, and it inspired me to drive my seriously dangerous car anyway.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:32,
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Well I'm just glad I could be of some helpI don't condone the driving bit, but I'm happy that you feel better.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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Cmnd + R(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:14,
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THANKS FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY WILLINGNESS TO ASSIST EARLIEROH WAIT YOU DIDN'T
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:28,
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hey? what were you gonna do? I went out.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:29,
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he was going to come over and give you a boost, if he lived in Oxford, or cared(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:30,
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was he? I went to the shop and got one, and a can of Fanta, then I went to the Gym in my car that is not road legal because i really didn't want to get on the bus.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:31,
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a million times better.and also, they have new conditioner in the gym, so i smell like a meadow.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:33,
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it doesn't even need an MOT as its pre-1960, but if i'm being totally honest, there is a strong possibility of the suspension in the back collapsing entirely, and the drivers seat falling through the floor if i hit any serious bumps.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:34,
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Ah is this the rover?Is it one of those ones with the massive grills?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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no, this is the Morris Minor, the rover is the new car that i will be driving for a few months while i get the minor off the road and welded up
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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Are you driving dozer's car?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:37,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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MOTs are complete bollocksSomething integral to the functioning of the vehicle not working? Not interested.
Tiny lightbulb on the number plate not working? FAIL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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MOTs are to make sure your car isn't going to fall apart whilst you're driving itthey have nothing whatsoever to do with the mechanical running of the car. That's your responsibility.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:46,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1894662
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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Nice comment from Stunned there.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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Complaining about something you know nothing about and then using "I don't know what I'm complaining about"as your excuse is not clever.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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My complaint was more that they have nothing whatsoever to do with the mechanical running of the car.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:32,
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why would you not check all the bulbs and stuff before taking it to the MOT tester?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:46,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1894662
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:48,
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if you can't see whether a bulb is working, i worry about you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:57,
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He's not a mechanic.That means he is entirely absolved of all personal responsibility for maintaining his car, or something.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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I did replace some bulbs before my MOTIt didn't help when my car wouldn't start on Tuesday morning.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:31,
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My 's' doesn't work very well on this keyboards(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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I made my first all grain beer on Saturday.Bit of a mission because I haven't got all the right equipment but still pretty easy to make 50ish pints for £16
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:04,
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Drinkable in about a month if you rush it.I think this one will be good in about 2-3 months the way I'm planning on making it.
It's a clone of Timothy Taylors landlord.
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I HOPe it turns out good(ies)(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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we used to get Landlord it one of the pubs i worked in.It was a nice beer, but an absolute cunt to keep. We had 3 or 4 barrels blow keys, and it always took forever to settle. And god forbid you let it get warm.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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Ahhh, in that case I might add less sugar before bottling. Have to think where to keep them all that's cold enough...
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buy a second fridge(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:14,
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I would love a keggerator.But the cost is probably about £100-£250 with korny kegs, CO2 bottles, taps valves, temp regulators etc. Which I can't really justify when I got into homebrew to save money.
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i do my homebrew in the pub and leave it all in the cellar,which was working perfectly, until the cellar cooler went down one weekend, and everything was ruined.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:18,
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Really? I've never had a batch ruined by temp changes. Can slow it down or speed it up too fast.Ideally I'd like reusable kegs like these ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-43357575186341_2253_962643497 so you can put one or two in a normal fridge without having a separate one.
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well, it tasted like shit and i'm blaming it on that.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:25,
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I like Landlordbut then I heard it was the "only reason Madonna stays in the UK" and then I was conflicted
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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jesus christ nakers, that was about 6 years ago she said that. Do you have any relevant pop-culture references, or are you going for a full monty?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:18,
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it's the only thing i know about that beer apart from that it tastes nice and it's really quiet on here, so, you know...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:19,
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it really is quiet, whats going on today?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:21,
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would you like to elaborate?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:24,
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Ohhhh man I really want some cheesewww.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/the-10-best-british-cheeses-8535279.html
I've only tried 7 of these cheeses
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:03,
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I <3 this placewww.la-cave.co.uk/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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We have a local farm shop that keeps Stichelton, Stinking Bishop, Colston Bassett stilton & Cornish yarg in stock
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:19,
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Wow, I need to try some of thoseAlso, some of the comments are fantastic.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:10,
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The Stichelton & Colston Bassett stilton are excellent(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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The Colston Basset is very creamy,not to overpowering and just melts away.
One of (if not) my Favourite cheeses
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:24,
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Well that's good enough for meWorth looking in Tesco, or is this more of a Waitrose thing?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:29,
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I get it from the Farm shop as mentioned aboveNever really looked in the supermarkets for it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:34,
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food ponceI saw a place called "Monty's Jewish Deli" on saturday
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:39,
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It's not a real shop, I've just backed a gas-van up against the inside of the door.Hymie pops in for some lox and Oy Vey! It's off to the forest!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:44,
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Mine too, it's delicious.There's a Spanish blue I bought at a food fair thing on the South Bank once which is easily the best cheese I've ever had, unfortunately I was pissed off my gourd when I bought it and thus haven't a fucking clue what it was called.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:31,
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Then you will love Stichelton(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:33,
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That's happened to me a few times =((
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:16,
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My guts are producing smells so bad they are actually offensive to me.I think this is what happens when you have a curry on saturday followed by fajitas on sunday.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:25,
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It's pretty bad when you can't abide your own farts(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:26,
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You should put a footmark in it and then fill it up with piss.(
Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:41,
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i'll giv it akick and se if it sicks a rainbowalright Al, you're not about much these days
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:43,
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Busy innit.Also I'm really upset that Battered launched some kind of personal vendetta against me which resulted in everyone calling me a cunt.
I'm easily offended you know.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:49,
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