I'm mostly male I think
Alt: No, I don't have any tips for the little fella. I'm just stunned that he's never been kicked to within an inch of his life.
Altalt: I will not.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

christ, shut up will you

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

You fucking prick

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

I must have missed the wedding invite for you two

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

You could cut the sexual tension with a knife

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

NO, WITH A SPOON!"!!!11!1

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Ah, I see you've played knifey-spoony before

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
BE-EAR
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)

mostly male?
Well, i'd love to explore your feminine side.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

feminine back
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

i am now imagining you in a bra, and no pants.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Christ
That made ME feel nauseous.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

tucking your tackle between your legs and singing "you're gorgeous" by that funny welsh band. or were they northern?
fuck knows, either way it was a shit song.
And then i burst out of the cupboard in nothing but a top hat just as "Riverboat song" kicks in on the stereo and we make love like a pair of wrestlers with erections.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Our children would be beautiful

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Actually, I said that to Manolith's girlfriend once
I'm not sure how comfortable he was with me saying that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

wait, you told manos girlfriend that you wanted to have kids with him in front of her?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

No, I....
stop being silly
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

sorry.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)