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Wait... What?www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21788238
What percentage male/female are you?
Alt: Freefair is back. Got any tips for everyone's favourite young Conservative in his final months before university?
Altalt: Go eat a bag of dicks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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I'm all man,and if you let me take you out tonight, I'll give be your man till the morning comes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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*audience goes OOOOOH*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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what's freefair doing back? I missed the little conservative scamp.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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He's much older and wiser now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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To be fair, being virginal at 17 isn't _that_ big a deal.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:14,
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Is he still called freefair, or has he adopted a new nom de plume?(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
He was called Carouselambra or summat, but has reverted to FF now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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he was called something different when he just posted but changed to FF again(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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he was called Goeatabagofdicks but you can cram it sideways down your pisspipe now(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
He was called ANDREW MARR but has changed it to freefair now(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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i'm singing the theme tune to count duckula in my head now, you utter beast(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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It's a damn sight better than any of the songs from that abortion of a musical(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Nah ignore Darth, he's wrong on this one.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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50% of 'me' is an innie, honest(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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people with funny shaped bellybuttons should be rounded up and shot twice in the back of the head, just saying(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
what constitutes funny shaped?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:54,
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Alt: is he approaching Uni already? It's not been two years since his glorious arrival, heady with the fanny-magnet status of GCSE arsekicker, has it?
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does anyone else picture him as looking like will from the in-betweeners?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:50,
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He posted a picture once.He's fatter than any of the Inbetweeners.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:54,
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maybe it was a neckless quentin gambitpost picture of self
get piss taken relentlessly
deny picture is of self
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:57,
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Yeah, rightThat cunt on my profile isn't me at all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:04,
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I think we should question his threat to emigrate if Labour add any more debt.(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Jim Davidson never carried out his threat, did he?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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Weren't Lloyd Webber and Phil Collins promising the same?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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I think Phil moved to Brasil, i saw a movie about it once(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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he will by the time he's finished at Uni(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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He shouldn't take out a student loan to increase his earning potentials because debt is bad.(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Oh noes, what about my mortgage?I knew I should have saved up a quarter of a million pounds before buying!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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You should think about your mortgage like the Nations credit card, aka the national debt. Which is a great explanationand not spastically simplistic.
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Speaking of Conservatives.Have we done this yet?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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We haven't, but it is rather lol(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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I'm mostly male I thinkAlt: No, I don't have any tips for the little fella. I'm just stunned that he's never been kicked to within an inch of his life.
Altalt: I will not.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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I must have missed the wedding invite for you two(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:02,
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mostly male?Well, i'd love to explore your feminine side.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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i am now imagining you in a bra, and no pants.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:08,
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tucking your tackle between your legs and singing "you're gorgeous" by that funny welsh band. or were they northern? fuck knows, either way it was a shit song.
And then i burst out of the cupboard in nothing but a top hat just as "Riverboat song" kicks in on the stereo and we make love like a pair of wrestlers with erections.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:11,
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Actually, I said that to Manolith's girlfriend onceI'm not sure how comfortable he was with me saying that.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:13,
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wait, you told manos girlfriend that you wanted to have kids with him in front of her?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:15,
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What is this Freefair thing then?(
Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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I'm here avoiding workPleased to meet you
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:15,
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hi locus, you seem alright so far. What's your favourite thing?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:16,
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Thats easy,Beer, they opened a BrewDog bar in Leeds and Im moving in
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:17,
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I went to their one in Manchester. 5am Saint was my favourite that I tried.(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I like Punk IPAIt tastes chewy
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:20,
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if you like their stuff, get flying dog stuff too. Their Snake Dog IPA is excellent, and I've seen it in Sainsbury's
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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Have you tried any of The Kernal brewery's stuff?They do some lovely IPAs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:28,
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i have not, i will do so. Tyne Bank have an Excellent american stlye IPA and all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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This and "America's next top model"she's certainly busy of late
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:54,
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IPA's are default for me so will try.needs to be 5% up though for me
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:32,
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I've had flying dog stuff,I like the gonzo imperial porter
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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ok, os you appreciate good beer, tell me your second favourite thing...
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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It used to be computers, then I got a job working as a programmer and now I'm not so keenIt would have to be my campervan at the minute, beer storage device on wheels with built in bed and breakfast facilities, what more could a man want
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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its not so much the campervan that is a problem, more the sort of people you find in campsites.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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Know what you meanI prefer campsites empty if possible
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:30,
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So you're more of a spree killer than a serial, I take it(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:44,
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Hey Lighty, my local film venue of choice is showing that Sightseers film you recommended next week, so I'm going to see it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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Top stuffYou'll love it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:51,
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You'll fit in well round here.EDIT: Brewdog in Leeds? Hmm, might pay that a visit next time I'm there.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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Give me a shout I'll probably be there(
Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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Already need to arrange to meet Dozer for a pint.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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oh man you're going to get spit roasted into next week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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ImpossibleAA and Dozer will "clash"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:17,
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I'm so hungry I'm having a cup of tea to try an fill myself upI now know how monty fels
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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I have a bag of roasted and salted mixed nutsMy lips now hurt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:00,
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Yeah pretty good.work's taken the edge off a bit, but still pretty good. It seems I'm quite popular at the moment, which is always nice.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:30,
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I found a pear and ate that, still hungry though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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*cough* bowel cancer *cough*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:32,
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100% maleAlt: Don't ever say "How dare you assault me" again.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:49,
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