I'm sat in the pub, putting the finishing touches to tomorrows quiz,
and there are 2 guys sat behind me gennuinely saying things like "fat girls give the best head, because they're grateful for the attention" and "Girls love it when you stare at their tits, otherwise they wouldn't wear low cut tops" and "get them drunk enough, and they will do anything for you"
I want to throw them out, but if they're not talking to me, or being rude to anyone in particular, i have no grounds. But I really didn't think people actually spoke like this seriously anymore.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:10, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I dunno, some girls will do some depraved shit if you have a bag of coke.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Just tell Bettered and Chompy to fuck off out of your pub and have done with it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)

one of them has just said "i like to pretend i'm going to give them a back massage, and then go in up the shitter dry."
its horrid stuff.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Battered's a dreadful misogynist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

its rancid stuff dozer.
You alright?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

yeah not bad ta

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Ninja wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

I just spotted a typo is all. Autocorrect don't work in the subject bar.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Yeah thanks for that label.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Why do I get the feeling you're more upset about being tarred with the 'someone who goes to the pub with Chompy' brush
..than the 'creepy old misogynist' brush?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Because it's far, far worse.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

But Chompy's well cool innit...
...he does homebrew and high end gaming and has a stripper girlfriend.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

I think I'd rather go boozing with Craig Colclough.
Chomp puts the id into 'squid-like tentacles of rape'.

Or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Is that binary?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)

What?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:43, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1903268
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Oh right yeah
Spatulate fingers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Well of course, who wants to be associated with Chompy?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:45, Reply)

This is when his supply of Rohypnol comes in handy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)

and now a guy i went to school with seems to have come in to change his money for notes,
as he has been begging. Weirdly, about 3 years ago, when me and ladypig got our first flat together, it was him and his missus moving out of it. It was nice to see him back then, and really hard to see him fallen on hard times.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Next time they order
just piss in their pints.
Job done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

but i don't need to piss?
also, I'm not really working tonight, I can just never get the quiz done at home.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Tell them the internet thinks they're a pair of cunts.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Fancy some cake?
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Fancy a knee in the bollocks?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Best offer I'm going to get tonight, so yeah, go on then.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

*takes run up*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:53, Reply)

*Snatches ballsack away at the last moment*
HAH! GOT YOU AGAIN CHARLIE BETH!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Mar 2013, 22:08, Reply)

What, The LOVELY Win Pug, you want to throw them out for telling the truth?
Fat girls ARE grateful for attention. Just not as grateful as they are for cake.
Or pie.
Or cakepie.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)