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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh. For. Goodness Saaaaaake.For Goodness' sake
I got the alky alky Shakes
I got the Shakes
I got the alky alky Shakes
Ooh, I can't sit still
With the alky alky Shakes
My coin jar can get a can of strongbow or something i dont know how to make this rhyme line.
With the alky alky Shakes
Yeah, it's in the bag
Ooh, the alky alky Shake
Alright generic evening thread?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 18:31,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Yeah', not bad, the downs are down, but the ups are up.You good gobs?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 19:39,
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Gobs, does Salmon ever go not-good in the freezer? I got about 3 week old piece of salmon and the inside is like moosh(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 19:40,
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yeh things go off even in freezers bro(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:16,
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That's really good Gonz....(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 19:37,
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Stunning.My friend was chasing me up again last night about you not replying to her email. Sort it out, will you?
In other news, Channel 4 news just illustrated a story on the zombie economy with a bunch of zombie LARPers wandering up and down an underpass.
Exactly how stupid do they think we are?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 19:46,
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I don't know. How stupid AM I?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 19:49,
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I really wouldn't like to answer that, TD.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 19:53,
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If C4 are asking how stupid we are.I reckon about 53.9%, making an allowance for school-leavers and the recently bereaved.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:02,
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fucking hell B3th are you trying to set one of your friends up on a blind date with 9onz0?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 19:51,
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Shwweeeeeee pa pa pa papadom. pa pa papadom. I'm the scat man ! It looks like curry in a can.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:15,
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DID YOU SEE THE TRAIN BIT ON HOLLYOAKS?!?!?!?!?!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:27,
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Her friend should be emailing ME then.I write the BEST Gonzy fanfiction known to man, woman or Mr Pringles.
*Prouds*
Besides, she's only going to let him down by not liking Chinese food, handholding, Hollyoaks or all three you know. THE HEARTLESS BITCH.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:43,
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if you can get married then there is hope for all of us(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:17,
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Haha, whoops, replied !I'm afraid I don't think I can help her on this one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:14,
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Tried that fish recipe yet Gonz?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 19:53,
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Nope not yet, although now you've mentioned it, I have some delightful brie that I could try it on.I'll keep an eye out on white fish on special at waitrose on the way home this week =)
How you doin' mate?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:17,
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OK, just fired off another job application.I've got about another 3 months on this contract, so I need to get some feelers out.
Did the missus give you the full recipe?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:35,
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Alright Battsy?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:38,
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Very good thanks, apart from family being away. Yourself ?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:40,
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Riding the rollercoaster that is looking for permanent employment.It's a fucking riot and no mistake. Looking forward to our 4th wedding anniversary in two weeks and a night away.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:42,
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Just Newcastle, got a deal on a nice looking boutique hotel on the Quayside.We've never actually done anything on our past anniversaries as life has just got in the way, but this year I thought "fuck it, we've had enough shit these last few years" and decreed that we were going to do something.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:46,
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I thought so.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:49,
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Early morning Online Upset.Terrible bullying by Derek and Clive.
b3ta.com/questions/fightclub/post1903185
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:24,
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I'm sat in the pub, putting the finishing touches to tomorrows quiz, and there are 2 guys sat behind me gennuinely saying things like "fat girls give the best head, because they're grateful for the attention" and "Girls love it when you stare at their tits, otherwise they wouldn't wear low cut tops" and "get them drunk enough, and they will do anything for you"
I want to throw them out, but if they're not talking to me, or being rude to anyone in particular, i have no grounds. But I really didn't think people actually spoke like this seriously anymore.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:10,
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I dunno, some girls will do some depraved shit if you have a bag of coke.(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Just tell Bettered and Chompy to fuck off out of your pub and have done with it.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:16,
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one of them has just said "i like to pretend i'm going to give them a back massage, and then go in up the shitter dry."its horrid stuff.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:19,
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its rancid stuff dozer.You alright?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:24,
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I just spotted a typo is all. Autocorrect don't work in the subject bar.(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:38, Reply)
Why do I get the feeling you're more upset about being tarred with the 'someone who goes to the pub with Chompy' brush..than the 'creepy old misogynist' brush?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:26,
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But Chompy's well cool innit......he does homebrew and high end gaming and has a stripper girlfriend.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:40,
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I think I'd rather go boozing with Craig Colclough.Chomp puts the id into 'squid-like tentacles of rape'.
Or sutin.
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http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1903268
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:48,
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Well of course, who wants to be associated with Chompy?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:45,
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and now a guy i went to school with seems to have come in to change his money for notes, as he has been begging. Weirdly, about 3 years ago, when me and ladypig got our first flat together, it was him and his missus moving out of it. It was nice to see him back then, and really hard to see him fallen on hard times.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:26,
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Next time they orderjust piss in their pints.
Job done.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:32,
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but i don't need to piss?also, I'm not really working tonight, I can just never get the quiz done at home.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:37,
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Tell them the internet thinks they're a pair of cunts.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:40,
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Fancy some cake?*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:47,
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Best offer I'm going to get tonight, so yeah, go on then.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:51,
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*Snatches ballsack away at the last moment*HAH! GOT YOU AGAIN CHARLIE BETH!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Mar 2013, 22:08,
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What, The LOVELY Win Pug, you want to throw them out for telling the truth?Fat girls ARE grateful for attention. Just not as grateful as they are for cake.
Or pie.
Or cakepie.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:46,
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Fuck's sake Poppet, follow the etiquette. If you say 'alright' you're obliged to acknowledge the replies.THEMS THE RULES.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:48,
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sorry, couldn't hear you all over the lecture I was in about synthetic chemistry.I figured you're all asleep anyway. In conclusion.
What up moonpie?
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did you hear that Jason Molina died?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:42,
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Today, I think.He was a chronic alcoholic apparently.
I liked Songs:Ohia but less keen on the Magnolia Elec Co stuff.
Saw him solo in Cov two or three years ago - bit meh.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:48,
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Songs: Ohia were alright.Nowt special though.
You like The For Carnation?
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Ah okNot heard them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:53,
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Your opinions on music are only worth ridicule on here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:55,
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I dunno, that time I said I quite liked 18 Wheeler got me some mad props.And Winders LOVED that Darren Styles mix I linked him to.
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Alright The LOVELY Gonz.Here you go:
Ooh, I can't sit still
With the alky alky Shakes
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Mar 2013, 21:50,
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