AltAlt: my fucking shoulder
Hardly slept last night as ever time I shifted in my sleep a jolt of pain woke me up. And there's FUCK ALL I can do about it. Except grumble.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:50, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That was your GF elbowing you.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)

If I had to share a bed with me at the minute I'd fucking batter me too
all that whimpering, I sound like a puppy with a broken leg
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)

You were dreaming of Battered you say?
Oh dear.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Abuse of my image rights
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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)

G B
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)

What have you done to it?
Your shoulder, I mean
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Well most recently I fell off a fucking segway
but it's been bugging me for months, I think I've strained a muscle practising lifts, and not given it chance to heal. It's making me short-tempered enough to go on a murderous rampage whilst also robbing me of the capability to carry it out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)

How'd you fall off a Segway?
What were you even doing on a Segway?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Getaway vehicle
after robbing a bank in TOONTOWN

I fell off by stupidly removing my foot from the platform in a moment of panic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Dayum
You have to practise lifts? Surely you just get in, and select the floor you want. Not that hard really.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)

My head dobber lacks accuracy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)

MTFU

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)

You won't believe this but I've tried that
and it doesn't work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Try acupuncture.
Worked for me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Tempting
Can't get a doctor's appointment for a week so have run it by a friend who'll be qualified in a few months. Her advice is to stop picking up cheerleaders/the missus and twirling them around my head.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:03, Reply)

too much tromboning?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)