Sausages are one area of meat I don't miss at all
mainly thanks to the wonderful people at Cauldron. In fact I haven't missed sausages for years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i heard you never miss an opportunity to gobble on a sausage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I have to say I'm not sure where you got that notion from
I've never been especially fond of sausages, they're not even especially quick to cook and... oh I SEE you're making a gay pun aren't you? Oh very well done, that was so clever! Did you think that up all by yourself? Did you? Who's a clever boy then? *ruffles hair*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:18, Reply)

oh you
*punches jovially but firmly on shoulder*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Ah, the old weak spot
Of course, my shoulder will heal, but you'll still be a bent spastic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)

You get what you pay for when it comes to Sausages
my local butchers does an excellent chilli sausage
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Good sausages are one of life's greatest pleasures

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Morning Darth

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Notice how I've made your morning easier
by wading in with my opinion on sausages early doors, allowing Nakers to get his abysmal gay jokes out of his system and paving the way for cock-free sausage discussion.

You're welcome.

EDIT: Didn't think anyone else would stoop so low. My excitement, not for the first time this morning, was premature.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

He He

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I'm planning on making a wild boar sausage toad-in-the-hole on Easter Sunday

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)