O2 are cunts.
Two calls, one reset handset (and manual resetting of all tones and alerts etc) and about ten reboots later they tell me that despite there being 'no reported issues' in my area, there is actually a 'major reported issue' in my area which they somehow repeatedly missed, which they aim to resolve within five days. All I had to do was switch off 3G and it works, the fuckling flids.

Carry on
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:53, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I just don't care, soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:53, Reply)

tl:dr

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

that's happned before
switching off 3g helped before.

hth xx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Castaway 3g and all will be well

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Shame O2's own customer services people don't know as much as Ben Fogle off the internet, isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

i am a man of many talents

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

al
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

we've covered camping before

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I know
"...as a row of pink tents"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)

so many waxed canvas pink flaps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)

CSB

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

quick, see if you can find some personal infomation about him in his profile
so you can make him cry online
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Can't Spend Bobbins?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)