that'll do your stomach the world of good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I think I'm secretly pleased it was so vile.
I'm not exasorating when I said I had at most two bites of each thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)

Do you think the bloke at the chicken shop ZINGgered you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Towerburgerlols

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I'm having a gander at various job boards
I'm quite encouraged - I think.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Let me know if there is anything I can assist with*


*job related. I'm not sucking your cock. Again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Thanks mate
*accepts contract in London, sleeps on your sofa on a 6 month rolling basis!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Not sure about 6 months, but 6 weeks could be doable
Disclaimer: subject to discussing this with my wife.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)

*Prints screen*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:42, Reply)

*without the disclaimer*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Well, she already knows you're 'reasonably senior in financial services'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:45, Reply)

You could rent me your shed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:55, Reply)

A suite at The Dorchester would be cheaper. I value my shed too much.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:56, Reply)

are you on LinkedIn yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:48, Reply)

I keep getting requests for this,
is it worth joining?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Yes. Particularly for jobhunting. Quite a lot of jobs posted there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Hmm. *rubs chin*
I may look into this, then. Thanks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:53, Reply)

It's free for standard membership, so you've nothing to lose.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:57, Reply)

It makes you look more professional if you have a decent profile.
You want to have a gander at mine?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Why not?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:53, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Tries to breathe. Struggles due to laughter. Tries again. But no, it is stil* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:55, Reply)

IT'LL SHOW HIM WHAT NOT TO DO!!!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Posting photos of my Dalek collection and Spider-Man t-shirts is OK though, right?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)

It's expected.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Excellent. I'll knock the fuckers dead.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)

All I'm sayin' is, if some bird was the CHICKEN (checking) his TOWER (tower) out,
they would come out disaPOINTed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)