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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Edited at the request of a mod who gave me a quick stepping.
Sorry Kenny. Sorry Jess.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:21,
6 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
You've lost me here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:22,
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QOTW regular; gf dies.
(rob gets soppy and makes a special icon)
Few weeks later he's engaged to someone else. I am no Poirot, but...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:27,
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Where would you have stood on someone applying to DWP for funds to go to the funeral?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:46,
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On a box?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:51,
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It wasn't a few weeks
it was over a year.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:55,
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I think it's terrible how you've escaped the Polish authorities for so long.
You're like a pygmy Peter Kurten.
The anti Edmund Kemper.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:28,
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Shut up shortarse.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:31,
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The Napoleonic Albert Fish.
The Oompa Loompa Chikatilo.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:33,
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Taller than you clown foot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:36,
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The Stepladder Strangler.
The Kilburn Killer.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:37,
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I think you're a massive tool.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:44,
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A very small tool, surely?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:44,
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But not the smallest!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:47,
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The smallest is those screwdrivers for fixing glasses.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:48,
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Those are so fucking pointless
They have to be so small to do the job, they're weak enough to snap if you touch them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:56,
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See you in a week then?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:52,
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I hope your wife and or daughter don't get killed after being hit by a lorry.
So that he or anyone else on b3ta can't make the same joke about you, when they're drunk... for the lolz
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:55,
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I hope this too.
That would be a terrible thing for someone to do.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:57,
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Basically, if you were any kind of mod, you'd now be amending all his posts to say 'I love Gonz, he's well great'
And then stepping him so he can't edit them.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:02,
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But b3th is a 'special' kind of mod.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:03,
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A very shit one.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:05,
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One who can get TWO fingers up a dog's bum?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:05,
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One finger in two dog's bums at the same time.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:24,
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Personally, I can't wait for the fun comments I'm going to get when I finally get rid of the old feller.
That'll be an absolute mine of comedy gold.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:07,
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Won't you be too upset to post before 6pm?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:10,
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Did you research any courses?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:57,
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Come now Chompers, this is a COMEDY WEBSITE.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:02,
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 0:45,
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