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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Edited at the request of a mod who gave me a quick stepping.
Sorry Kenny. Sorry Jess.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:21, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You've lost me here.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:22, Reply)
QOTW regular; gf dies.
(rob gets soppy and makes a special icon)

Few weeks later he's engaged to someone else. I am no Poirot, but...
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:27, Reply)
Where would you have stood on someone applying to DWP for funds to go to the funeral?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:46, Reply)
On a box?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:51, Reply)
It wasn't a few weeks
it was over a year.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:55, Reply)
I think it's terrible how you've escaped the Polish authorities for so long.
You're like a pygmy Peter Kurten.

The anti Edmund Kemper.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Shut up shortarse.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:31, Reply)
The Napoleonic Albert Fish.
The Oompa Loompa Chikatilo.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Taller than you clown foot.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:36, Reply)
The Stepladder Strangler.
The Kilburn Killer.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:37, Reply)
I think you're a massive tool.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:44, Reply)
A very small tool, surely?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:44, Reply)
But not the smallest!

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:47, Reply)
The smallest is those screwdrivers for fixing glasses.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:48, Reply)
Those are so fucking pointless
They have to be so small to do the job, they're weak enough to snap if you touch them.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:56, Reply)
See you in a week then?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:52, Reply)
I hope your wife and or daughter don't get killed after being hit by a lorry.
So that he or anyone else on b3ta can't make the same joke about you, when they're drunk... for the lolz
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:55, Reply)
I hope this too.
That would be a terrible thing for someone to do.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:57, Reply)
Basically, if you were any kind of mod, you'd now be amending all his posts to say 'I love Gonz, he's well great'
And then stepping him so he can't edit them.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:02, Reply)
But b3th is a 'special' kind of mod.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:03, Reply)
A very shit one.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:05, Reply)
One who can get TWO fingers up a dog's bum?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:05, Reply)
One finger in two dog's bums at the same time.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:24, Reply)
Personally, I can't wait for the fun comments I'm going to get when I finally get rid of the old feller.
That'll be an absolute mine of comedy gold.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:07, Reply)
Won't you be too upset to post before 6pm?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:10, Reply)
Did you research any courses?

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:57, Reply)
Come now Chompers, this is a COMEDY WEBSITE.

(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:02, Reply)


(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 0:45, Reply)

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