What, how is it my bloody fault that Bob Todd is some kind of vile clotbeast?
I didn't start that conversation, but Shambles and I certainly fucking finished it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

the other one was worse, to be fair
how can you have "used jamrags" in your pockets for days and not notice?

fucking fucking hell!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

She had absolutely no fucking self-awareness
and claimed to be asexual for ages until she got a bloke.

I never quite worked out how much she was being serious and how much she was parodying herself in a "lets see if we can shock people" way, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

she got a bloke?
how?????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Have you stopped for a second here and taken a look around you?
Now remember, this is pretty much the top 10% of the internet.

So... "the internet"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

hmmmm true
although some things on here are definitely in the bottom 1%

even of "the internet"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)