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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bad Decisions
Tell the group of your best and worst decisions
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02, 245 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
first!
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.........Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Fucknugget

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
joining up here has severely retarded my career

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
You're so severely retarded you need a carer

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)
oh v good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
are you volunteering? after all you'll be jobless soon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
he'll be far too busy trying to find someone to give him a top of the line fridge freezer if he signs up for four years of experimental enema research

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)

so you need a carer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Every time I divulge some personal information on here it turns out to be a bad decision
So no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
lol
OK Martin, 32, etc....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
chillax Martin 34 from Norwich

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I agree with this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Doesn't have to be personal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Or even true.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
How is your shoulder?
*makes a limp wrist joke*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I had the opportunity to do some coaching work in the states, but I turned it down
Iā€™m not sure if it was a good or bad decision, but I still regret not doing it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)
what would you have coached?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)
College football
I was offered a placement coaching the "Milwaukee
Kickers"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
you could have been the next jerry sandusky

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I just googled that name
You rotter you Gluey
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
You could have been the next Clara Bow.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I'm not gonna google that
I'm sure it's a trap
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
they sound shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
American and football = Shit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I turned down a job in New York

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Was this your good decision because it was on the top floor of the WTC, starting 10/09/01?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
It was as an airline pilot, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
My art has arrived !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
That looks like a comfy chair

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
It wasn't always brown

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
officesmirk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Oh man, my sofas are the most comfortable sofas I've ever sat on.
The material is soooo soft. It was the first thing I choose when I was doing up my flat.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
you didn't find them with a burnt out matress in someone's front garden?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Yeah', but when I discovered a tramp corpse was under the matris, I decided it would be for best if I don't talk about it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I may not know much about art, but I know what I like.
It's not that, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I wish I did weed so I can sit there and look at it while being all stoned.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Looks more like an acid trip to me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
nah, nothing like one mate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I would like to see a massive one of those hologram stickers like that
that does a little puggy head tilt as you move around it
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I want a pug version of this now
www.moillusions.com/2006/03/dragon-illusion.html
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
But what about good decisions?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
KAPLOWIE !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I GOT YA!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
buying a flat in 2007

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
On Taransay in 2000 you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
i built that house with my bear hands!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
ROARRRRRrrrrrrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Dont get all up in his Grylls

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

flat in 2007 30 meter cableZZZzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
oh yeah, that as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
worst: turning down a place at Winchester
best: working the Grange Hill theme into Electric Head Funk's set as the last tune. I was going to say 'encore' but then I realised that would suggest people ever asked us to continue playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Staying up drinking into the wee small hours of wednesday morning
I went with "drunk guys making lots of noise and getting arrested in the building at 3am".

Also I had a phonecall from my conveyancing solicitors this morning. GUESS WHAT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
You've got AIDS?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
*AIDS fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
NOW WASH YOUR HANDS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
You have flatAIDS?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Your new flat has been condemned?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
you're a cunt who smells and nobody likes you?
i want to say this to clients sometimes too.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
God hates fags?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
you have Gingivitis?
and AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
You're a bender?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
You're all mean and I hate you
you cheap brandy


No, it turns out, get this, there's a problem with my sellers. Again. Still haven't exchanged. I suspect this flat was also a bad decision.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Unlucky mon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
"the sellers have a potential new buyer so they are jerking you around
whilst they decide whether to gazump you"

is my translation of this...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Might not be.
Equally likely to be "legal profession being pricks"TM
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
unlikely
as he won't get paid until the transaction completes... lawyers aren't pricks when it comes to getting paid...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Yes, but they are magically good at extending the amount of work done
thus ensuring they get paid more.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
depends
for conveyancing it's usually a fixed fee

for stuff like divorce or litigation, where it's hourly rates, you might have had a bad experience, i admit...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I'm pretty sure my last piece of conveyancing daarn saaaf wasn't fixed.
Or, at least it was fixed unless anything went wrong. Which it then magically did.

Meh, that was a fair while ago though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
such a bad impression of my wonderful profession
i'd fix you up
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
They wanted to 'convey' that they hate your fucking guts?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Is this your excuse to work from home today?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
their office has been destroyed by bears

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Ooh I know!
Giving up booze for two months. That was a GREAT decision. I lost two stone. And became DULL. But now I'm EXCITING again. And have GAINED THREE POUNDS. So I have to DECIDE whether to GIVE IT UP AGAIN to lose weight.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Giving up beer is fucking tedious

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
It was a bit
but the rewards were so obvious it makes me want to get off it again. On the other hand, I really like beer.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Obvious answer
Drink a bit less
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Doesn't make as much difference to be honest.
Alcohol has a lot of calories, but the main problem is it slows the breakdown of fat. 2 beers in 3 hours has the same effect as 10 beers on the breakdown of fat.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
I'm half convinced that beer doesnt make you put on weight
Its just the pizzas/kebabs/fryups afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Replace beer with gin and tonic FFS.
Problem solved. And a slice of lime contributes to your 5-a-day.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
where did you get that piece of "info"
from?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Go on badge, hit him with your science stick.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
no no no it's more like 3 beers in 4 hours is like 9 beers
or a vodka and coke in twenty minutes is like four bloody marys during an episode of the sopranos.

check the chart man
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
haha.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
It's a trade-off.
Would you like to live like Sting and be 150 years old, or like Stunned and die at 41? Perhaps there is a middle path?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
don't be a tool
when have any of us ever found that elusive middle path
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Are you saying Stunned has between 18 and 30 months to live?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
At best, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I think you're being overly generous. More like 18 weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I was exaggerating in case he reads this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
How considerate.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
With a strong prevailing wind and a kidney transplant, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
He hasn't posted for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
he was posting this morning, you yurt

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Excellent insult

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
i know, i had to dig real deep to get in real personal

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
I'm crying into my alfalfa smoothie here :'(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
He's in Cyprus apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Desperatly withdrawing money.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

money
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)

cyprus
A small child
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)

osted issed on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/desperatetimes/post100386
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
sensible best: law conversion
frivolous best: eyelash extensions

worst: meh, nothing worse than a few disastrous dates really.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Can I get a REEEEEEEWIND
Eyelash extensions?! 4srs?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
it's not that exciting
they just glue false eyelashes on you, they last for 1-2 months, profit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
And that's the best decision you've ever made?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
they fucking rock

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
they're probably made from tramp pubes

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
at least i'm helping them get off the streets

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
I have really long eyelashes
as does Sportscalf II
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
^jealous^
He gets complimented on them all the time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
so your kid has inherited your gay eyes?
mean.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
humph

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
+ by gays

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
i was going to say by the other gay kids
but i thought that was a bit mean

i'm glad you did
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
*long eyelash fives*
mini ape has eyelashes like a camel
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1905697 +s
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
yeah my kid uses her eyelashes as double bass strings ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
You can't have her over to stay if you're going to use her eyelashes as double bass strings.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Thinking 'I'll just finish this paragraph' on my college work BEFORE going for a shit.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Shart attack?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
The latest TV series by David Jason.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Terrible shitting yourself behaviour, AB.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
you
you're in disgrace!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Why? what have I done?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
"dropping clots"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
bees into what, now?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
some links were posted last night from old /talk threads
oh badger
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
What, how is it my bloody fault that Bob Todd is some kind of vile clotbeast?
I didn't start that conversation, but Shambles and I certainly fucking finished it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
the other one was worse, to be fair
how can you have "used jamrags" in your pockets for days and not notice?

fucking fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
She had absolutely no fucking self-awareness
and claimed to be asexual for ages until she got a bloke.

I never quite worked out how much she was being serious and how much she was parodying herself in a "lets see if we can shock people" way, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
she got a bloke?
how?????
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Have you stopped for a second here and taken a look around you?
Now remember, this is pretty much the top 10% of the internet.

So... "the internet"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
hmmmm true
although some things on here are definitely in the bottom 1%

even of "the internet"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I watched Wreck it Ralph last night, it's about computer games and stuff.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
My seven year old watched that with his mates the other week.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
It's a children's film.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1905698
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
yes it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
It's OK, all forms of culture are for children.
apart from computer games. apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
No one seems to understand what I was doing.
I was using their simplistic argument against them, I obviously don't believe all books and films are for children. They however do believe all computer games are for children.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
yes they are.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Yes they are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Yes it is.
Like all films are.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I can't wait for the new series of Doctor Who.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I rather enjoyed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
In other news, it's costing me £400 for a car service & MOT.
FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
imagine if you had bought that ghastly Cayenne

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
It would be peppered with faults

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I had a Cayenne Turbo.
Cost me about Ā£650 for a service. However I wasn't married & didn't have any kids so I had much more disposable income.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Why the fuck did you have one of those?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I had a nasty car accident in a sports car & wanted a tank afterwards.
However I wanted a tank that was fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
oh come on
t W
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Hilarious
(!)
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
did you really expect anything else?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Given how much of a fuckwit you are?
No, not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
it's lucky we all know how much you love me
battered loves swipe
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
I refer the right honourable gentleman back to my earlier response

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
£250 for Mrs Cow's Focus tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I didn't know you were married to Quentin

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Yeah, it cost me best part of that.
And my car isn't even very good.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
You can afford it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Yes. That's not the point though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Course it is.
Spending money you have on something you need shouldn't really be worthy of comment.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
My comment is based on my belief that £400 seems a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Depends.
Minor or major service? Main agent or not? Any parts changed? is it an Audi, BMW or Merc?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
58 plate Volvo 2.4TD V70 Estate.
32k on the clock. Automatic.

Volvo specialist, not main dealer. Should just be filters & fluids, plus maybe a cambelt tightening.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Find another specialist then
although, Volvos are pretty harsh for servicing. "premium" image.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I bought some potatoes on the way home yesterday.
I needed it because I wanted to eat them.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Me too!
I had mince and dumplings. It was NOMMY
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
if you had been forced to pay £50 for said potatoes it might be worthy of comment

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Yes, because that would be 3500% more than I was expected to pay.
Not say 20-30% more.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
that depends on how many potatoes you bought

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I bought the correct amount.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
30 kilos?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I just guessed how big my pan was and bought 30 tonnes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Potatoes are for children.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Like this?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
pfffft
double it

welcome to my world
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
As I have said before
this is because you give it to a Merc main dealer, automatically doubling if not tripling your cost.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
true but still
that doesn't mean i can't whinge about it, does it?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
My boss just sent me this to describe the NHS at the moment.
We trained hard...but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization. (Petronius Arbiter, 210 BC)
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Sounds a bit gaius.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Lollius maximus

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Is that from The Satyricon?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
No, apparently it's a misquotation.
It's from a guy called Charton Ogburn in early 20C
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlton_Ogburn
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Don't know why I'm asking you.
You've only read the Doctor Who annual and the back of your XBox packaging...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Reading is for children

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
no it's not, children can't read you idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I expect that will always be true with your children.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I thought it was one of those bollocks misattributed ones, myself

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
That's the only work of his I know of if I am honest

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
That's a dodgy Black metal band from Sweeden

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
what a massively self-important wanker.
Your boss that is, not the roman chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
He's from Wakefield

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
All of my decisions are good
I couldn't possibly single out one as 'the best'.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Oh, actually...there was one a little while ago
I really fancied a hot dog, knowing (with 99% certainty) that it would make me VERY sick. I bought some...ate one...got sent to hospital.
Not my finest hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
I've started a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
whoop de doo

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
best- buying my house
Worst- opting to represent myself in court when fighting those spurious 'harassment' charges.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

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