1% less bacon and 1% more butter
thus leaving it indistinguishable from before, but proclaim that the rate of increase in bacon borrowing has slowed, whilst butter production has grown enough to herald the end of recession and the dawn of a new age of uninterrupted growth and prosperity?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

is this 'satire'? I think it is, isn't it?
You want to get yourself one of those doubleseats mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I only clicked it 'cause it mentioned bacon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)