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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
so i hear
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:42,
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12 years ago)
I heard it took you ages to adapt to living in the South
On account of bathrooms and barbecues.
Apparently, in the north you go outside to shit and you only ever prepare food in the 'parlour'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:45,
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you know i'm sending this to your mrs, right?
and you know she's from further oop north than i am, right?
heh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:46,
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I hadn't thought of that.
Arse.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:48,
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However your Missus is intelligent to see through thicky Swipe's attempt at shit stirring.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:52,
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pfffffft
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:52,
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She is.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:56,
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:)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:52,
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I'll distract her with a lump
Of interestingly shaped coal. She'll be none the wiser.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:59,
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