I've finally made it Monty.
The back of my head is on the front cover of the Oxford Mail.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:39, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Success!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)

you know,
I could have had my face on the cover, but after the photographer asked us to move for the 5th time for a different pose, I gave up and went back to the bar.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

:( x 10
at least you're beautiful locks made it. What was the story about?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

the 1p off beer thing.
The photographer was a dick head, and was wasting my drinking time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

This is BIG.
I am proud to have you as a friend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)

haha, "Oxford"
hahahahaaaa, like that's even a fucking place
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Like the whole of Oxford hasn't already seen the back of your head

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

The implication is that you let men violate you anally
Just in case that wasn't clear
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I got it, it just made me a little sad.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Oh, well that wasn't the intention
It was more an attempt to ignite gay feelings that lay dormant within you, in the hope that I could violate you anally. Annually.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

it's a shame you're not like that fellar that had another face on the back of his head that drove him to suicide

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Edward Mordake

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)