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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I was doing a lot of recreational drugs at the time and it seemed like a fun job to have.
I went into the Life & Pensions industry instead.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:33,
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latest was 12 years ago)
This would have been your first day on the job

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:51,
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Yeah
Because dozer is that hot
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:54,
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hot tall
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:26,
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and now you visit retirees dressed as a gorilla to tell them their pensions are worthless?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:51,
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um, if they're retirees then they'll have crystallised their pension benefits.
I think you need to go and have a little think about things.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:53,
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I don't know why you tell them that then, it sounds needlessly upsetting and confusing for them
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:55,
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that is exactly the reason.
Like that 'symptomless coma' doctor.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:57,
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