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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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when my nan was my age they invented the transistorwhat did they invent when your nan was your age
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:55,
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Colour TV's I think(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:08,
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witch country?en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_introduction_of_color_television_in_countries
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:12,
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Yep one of themI'm sure it's one of them
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:16,
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Let me work this out. She was born in 1912. I am 39 so that's 1951. The Internet tells me that year superglue and video recorders were invented.
*something about being glued to the telly*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:11,
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cum shots. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:19,
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When I was 21 I went through a brief period of wanting to be a Gorillagram.(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)
WTF!!!!!!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:30,
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There's a lot of 'hanging around' in that profession.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:31,
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I'm sure Plummy must be drunk to admit that on here(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:33,
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Screen grab it quick, I'm on an iPad so I can't. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:33,
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Power + Home button at the same time. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 1:04,
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I was doing a lot of recreational drugs at the time and it seemed like a fun job to have.I went into the Life & Pensions industry instead.
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This would have been your first day on the job
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:51,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:26,
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and now you visit retirees dressed as a gorilla to tell them their pensions are worthless?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:51,
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um, if they're retirees then they'll have crystallised their pension benefits.I think you need to go and have a little think about things.
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I don't know why you tell them that then, it sounds needlessly upsetting and confusing for them(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:55,
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More like a chimp given your stature. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:33,
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I've certainly seen a film of her using one. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:48,
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someday they will break the triple barrier, someday(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:49,
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I was in ann summers earlier looking for silly stockings for a partyThey had shit in there I've never heard of. But I think the triple barrier got left behind a long time ago.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:58,
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I had completely forgotten about the film Krull, there must be a porn version(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:00,
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Will that give me nightmares if I google it?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:01,
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I'm sure you'd love to join in a good glaiving(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:02,
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OMG Krull the worst ever Baddie death(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:03,
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A new set of Ben Wa balls, but they didn't have anything big enough so i had to go to Sports Direct for size 5 footballs
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:02,
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"That's no small moon"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:23,
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tupperware(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:48,
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YesTo mop up all the shit you come out with
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:52,
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look Swipe, if you want me, just say so.All this flirtatious bullying is getting a bit meh.
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YesI want some guy I'll never meet, who stuffs rodents up his brown eye. You got me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:56,
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Please insert Hamster here
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:01,
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EwwwwwwwwwwwwThat really makes me feel sick when it's mentioned
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:52,
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I'd write a song about ample sponges if I could get anything to rhyme with it(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:58, Reply)
oh won't you samplemy ample
sponge
it wipes the tagnuts
from under
your clunge
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It scrapes the gunge And day old grunge
From your fat clunge
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:00,
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ohhh I'll help you to expungethe gunge around your clunge
oily massage followed by an ample sponge
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GeniusWhat sort of tune? The death march?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:05,
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You're the musicianI guess that you've got fuck all to be upbeat about if you're buying an ample sponge though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:08,
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it helps you to refreshthat apron of porkflesh
and keeps your blurter clean and free from gunge
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He's so cute He would make me do that fucking infuriating baby talk shit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:06,
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I just realised I spend a significant portion of my day telling him not to eat things(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:07, Reply)
That's because he doesn't listen the first time (
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:08,
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I don't do birdsBut if I did, I reckon momo would be in with a shot yeah
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:11,
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Buzbylolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:12,
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I SAW FRANKS KEY BOARD EARLIERWhen MOMO was raping his wallet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:05,
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The bird lives in stockportWhat did you expect him to do but raid a wallet?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:06,
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Yep I saw thatHe was probably thinking about African Greys at the time
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:12,
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His bird brain: hmmm it's flat and leather, not warm and featherFuck it I'll fuck it anyway
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:13,
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shit the bed, he's actually quite intelligent sometimeswww.youtube.com/watch?v=AqKI0gPrwxM
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You Missed my "Dozer turning up at Battered shed uninvited" thing this morning you would have liked it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:17,
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the one with coconut and mince inside(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:54,
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If you was Loksey I could have said bread and we would all be like LOL, Click & POTD
But you aint :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:55,
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ZING(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:35,
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My nan was my age in 1972Pong was invented in 1972 so I win and you fuckers all lose
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Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:03,
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Yeah but you really PONG \o/(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:05,
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