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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
oh won't you sample
my ample
sponge
it wipes the tagnuts
from under
your clunge
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:59,
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latest was 12 years ago)
It scrapes the gunge
And day old grunge
From your fat clunge
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:00,
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ALL TOGETHER NOW
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:02,
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ohhh I'll help you to expunge
the gunge around your clunge
oily massage followed by an ample sponge
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:03,
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Genius
What sort of tune? The death march?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:05,
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eh? I was thinking an upbeat George Formby vibe
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:07,
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You're the musician
I guess that you've got fuck all to be upbeat about if you're buying an ample sponge though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:08,
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Like a round
One line at a time
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:05,
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it helps you to refresh
that apron of porkflesh
and keeps your blurter clean and free from gunge
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:02,
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Ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:03,
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